What anime has taught me...

1. Smart people wear glasses.
2. When you die, make a long speech, and don't finish the last sentence.
3. There's always room for flashbacks!
4. Teachers have excellent aim with small objects.
5. Honor is sexy; villainy is irresistible.
6. Women are attracted to losers; men are attracted to ANYTHING.
7. Female androids are sexy; male androids are....male androids.
8. School uniforms are cool only when the collar is open.
9. You can never have too much hair.
10. Sweating is a sure sign of stress.
11. Everyone wants to conquer Japan.
12. The cute, fuzzy creature isn't what it seems.
13. If she sings, she's doomed.
14. You always remember the sad endings.
15. Outrageous vehicles only make the hero cooler.
16. Always take gravity into account.
17. If it's homemade but tastes bad, grin and bury it (discreetly).
18. Never trust a huge corporation.
19. Romance never comes simpler than in a triangle.
20. Snow means love.