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@Cosmic1900 At a guess... I'd say it's because God's Away On Business.

Have a Chocolate Jesus with a Little Drop Of Poison.

@NordenHonor True that. If nothing else, he wouldn't have been stupid enough to break the Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact and attack Russia... In the winter.

@NiCkJoNaSgIrL7474 She does not cross over from "fandub" to "professional" - she makes the "professional" sound like "fandub".

About the only detail I can complain about is the "Not my fault" - that part would need a bit more practice.

So... If you were to re-record now, perhaps... Pretty please?

@B1o2e3rg4e5r6 No, that's the penultimate scene. The last scene should be from the doctors' perspective, looking into his cell and pitying the poor delusional fool, absently remarking that [something the main character rants about] *did* happen, but doesn't have any rational explanation, so maybe...

@completeshaman As compared to, say, Tyranids, which harvest galaxy after galaxy after galaxy... No.

The Hive Mind is far greater.

@JTRonPaul Wishes can come true. Pick up a "How To Learn" book at the local library, or use a little-known repository of knowledge both ancient and arcane, known as the "Internet"...

@CrazyMonkeyFist Well, when nuns sing love songs, I guess... Same difference?

Still, the first part makes me all teary-eyed, but then I'm a sucker for the more traditional styles...

The problem with the Harry Potter books isn't that he breaks rules, it's that he HAS to break rules because he can't f**king trust an adult to shut up and listen to what he's saying.

"Voldemort is trying to steal the Philosopher's Stone!"

"I can talk to snakes, I keep hearing voices inside the wa...

I just had a horrible, horrible thought...

Vector... Is flirting with Gru.

Think about it. Look at how he behaves. Just... Yeah. Misery loves company, and I just had my quota for the year.

@shpongloidia Come on dude, what have the Siberians ever done to you to deserve that?

I hear Antarctica is inhospitable this time of the year though...

I don't even like the USA, for reasons many and varied... But you guys make me want to believe in the land of the free, if only because you piss off intolerant morons like those Westboro Baptists.

Keep at it.

@ManservantPablo Eh, the guy let them nail him to a cross to prove a point. I don't really see how much more badass you can be...

This... Is sad.

AFAIK, Harry Potter is very much in line with Christian doctrine - Love being the greatest power, self-sacrifice, the triumph of good over evil, turning the other cheek, second chances, redemption, the inviolate sanctity of the soul, the inherent evil of Dark Arts...

So sad when n...

@TheFavouriteCupOfTea Fools, both of you! Lapsang Souchong all the way!

On a related note, I haven't mentioned how much I love Emilie Autumn lately. Now, how much does it cost to rent some local ad-space...

@AlwaysRightIam How about the Crusades then? Almost three hundred years of brutality in the name of God and Allah. Or the Thirty Year War, about whether or not the Pope and the Vatican are the sole authority on God's Will on Earth?

Or hey, the Jews - almost two thousand years of persecution becau...

@bmgetinawywithmurdr Well, other than your utter lack of a sense of humour...

What is the meaning of life without the freedom to choose?

So oppression is an excuse for divinely enforced genocide - Israel had better watch out, then...

Sodom and Gomorra, well, you may be right. I tried to read thro...

@arkhamcare 4. 4 people who did not come here for porn. And yes, I expect that those who troll the internet for porn are, indeed, about to fuck themselves.

You know, I'm surprised - when I read "all the epic lines", I thought you had posted the entire movie...

... My roommate likes to troll me with things like boxxy and assorted weirdness. However...

I believe I just discovered the trolling equivalent of a tac-nuke. Rick-roll me will you?

@MultifariousEntity There was a joke? Where?!

@MrShiftyeyesshady It isn't that odd; if you're supposed to hold the Gate of Hell shut, would you prefer the troops to be gung-ho or have a stiff upper lip?

@theunknownknows What a coincidence - I first heard this song today, and it set my heart on fire - twice!

This speaks to my refined taste for good music and fine culture, and my base urges as a young man.

Like a musical equivalent of a chocolate-flavoured chocolate cake with extra chocolate on top.

@ApocalypseOwl The Great Spaghetti Monster Approves.

The song is beautiful, but that picture... I think I just became an Idolator.

@GSPM4EVER You're on the Internet, aren't you? Home of 4Chan, the hunting grounds of the Anon, the Land where Rule 34 is the Law?

Oh god... Too god.

@HarduntheRanger You're right. I shouldn't watch this, I only get annoyed. The bolters don't sound like the mini-RPG launchers they are, the tactics FAIL so hard it's painful to watch, and why the hell do they stop when hit by the flamer? Their armour is on par with that of a light vehicle and en...

@deamonomic ...*pulls out tazer... Suckerpunches deamonomic... steals the video... jumps into a taxi*

@thegreatleviathan0 ... Perish the thought.

Perish in Fire and Blood. And I'm a loyalist - the Grey Knights are still sulking about the DK...

@SpartanXan117 Tank MY house? What about your house, huh?! Who's going to tank it?!

@GShepherd17 I meant, I went into mental meltdown after half an hour of trying to reason out whether the antropomorphic races are determined by actual race - which means that cross-species love is ultimately fruitless - or some sort of metaphor for personality, in which case you should see rhinos...