LordOblivion59's channel

I just watch tons of videos on here.

" Move I say ! Or by my ancestors, I'll put you on the ground with a split lip! "
-Best quote ever.



"My friend Damian is morbidly obese. He spends all day sitting around watching the price is right and eating bonbons. He is a fat mess. He is too fat to fit in our canoe. "
-Best comment ever.


"Uh, yes, for a limited time only, we are proud to present to you our barbequed, baby back, horseradish, mustard, and peanut butter encrusted ribs with a slight Jagermeister infusion, sprinkled with chammomile leaves, with a horseradish and dandelion salad, on a bed of rice. Buy one Pimp Platter, get the whole bones free."
-Pope Sweet Jesus

"Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it! "
-Rex

tell your boyfriend
If he says hes got beef
that I'm a vegetarian
And I ain't fuckin' scared of him

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