Watch your head...

Alexander may be lame, but he sure as hell can throw a book.

@CaptainCarrion I think pokecapn expresses how he feels very well.

Sounds like the music that plays when my Dad finds out that he got screwed by his taxes yet again (get out of the house, FAST!).

Never even heard of this game until four minutes ago and I already love it. Music is a very powerful thing.

@TheNosaile chances are that she'd be the one fucking you....

0:53 -- The reason why the Tails had to build a new plane for Unleashed.

Yo dawg! We heard you like goin' to the gym, so we put saws in yo truck so you can get ripped while yo drive!

@OneDimensionalPepsi Personally, I would have loved to see sonic go against Iblis (the Crisis City version) or one of the bosses from Sonic Rush.

GA America's contract manager sounds like Patrick Warburton.

It sucks ass that Mechwarrior is likely to suffer in a way that would give Duke Nukem PTSD. We may not see another MW game for nearly another decade, or at least until the companies who are fighting over the legal shit give up (AKA NEVER).

Good thing I still have Armored Core!

@NelStone1 He's the medical variant of the Terminator robot. That's why he looks human.

HAHA! Medibot looks EXACTLY how I thought he did!

You know, the only REAL reason why this game is such crap is BECAUSE they called it Metroid. If this was a Metroid Spinoff about Adam (or better yet, Anthony), and somehow cleverly tied into the plot between super and fusion, I am sure MANY people would be more accepting of it.

Sadly, Sakamoto ...

AAAUGH! The Pink burns my eyes!

Critics don't like AC because they suck ass at it. I would not be surprised if most critics don't even understand how to remap the controls, let alone understand how to navigate menus.

Maybe if the critics weren't such babies AC would get good scores and more people would know how good it really...

Chuck Norris can't beat Nine Ball.

FUCK! I cannot believe that I have to wait 19 months until I get home to play this! Sure hope there will still be people playing this by then!

Screw the AC haters! They're just upset because their lame robot-samurais can't be this cool!

Rock Knight's music impregnated my wife. Nine months later, she gave birth to a golden guitar that was autographed by Rock Knight.

Thank you Rock Knight.

Metal Gear Zilla?

RIP AN' TEAR!

Hyuk hyuk hyuk!

They say that if you listen closely to this level's music, you can still hear Pokecapn' swearing.

JP version = Robotnik is evil but silly

US version = Robotnik is Satan and he's coming to kill your family just like he killed the planet!

The US sure loves being hardcore.

Sounds very menacing and action-packed. Just like a final stage in a sonic game should sound like.

I would really like to hear a remix of this that doesn't sound like a dance-mix. It sounds really menacing without the bass pumping like its a rave or something.

Dont give him that look, monster. Mike cant help being a loser.

Do the assholes in soleanna make everyone do the stupid trials?

@LordIronHat well, he didn't have a name for prototype two yet.

For my next trick, I will need a volunteer....

YOU, the pink one, come up to the stage!

Now, for this trick, I will first lower the curtain, but only for a brief second....

*curtain lowers*

*curtain raises, with Kirby tied to a bomb*

And, TA-DA! Kirby is now tied to a bomb! It's magic!

Will Nintendo's creativity ever end?

Answer: NO, and this is proof.

Type two diabeetus

Yer made of yarn Charlie Brown!