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Yes...you're on TV - grieve or else! And make it look good!

Would have been OK & accepted had it been in the original film. Now it's just one more Lucas hatchet job of his classic trilogy.

11:23 Emma - "I also wish Woody was here."

Don't worry, Emma - judging from these YouTube comments, there are plenty of "woodys" here.

Lotsa memories from childhood going to this mall. McCrory's, Expresso Restaurant, etc. Saw many great movies at that little movie theater (Star Wars movies, E.T.). Really miss that place.

Haters gonna hate. Keep on hatin'.

Can't decide what's a prouder addition to the SW saga: Bea Arthur, the robot drag queen Julia Child, or the virtual Wookie porn machine. I'm thinking Bea Arthur - at least she gives an effort with some dignity.

This is brutally bad. Catastrophically bad. On a level of putrid the depths of which have never been touched. I'm convinced that everyone involved in the production of this monstrosity must have been strung out on coke, because NOBODY in their right mind could put this POS together and think it w...

Executive Producers: Gary Smith, Dwight Hemion

Producers: Ken Welch, Joe Layton, Mitzie Welch(also co-writer)

Director: Steve Binder

Writers: Rod Warren, Bruce Vilanch, Pat Proft, Leonard Ripps

To all of the above......kindly burn in hell for all eternity.

5:30 - 5:37 creepy, uncomforatable glances by Mrs. Chewie & Lumpy

5:39 - Ford: "Bye" (translation: I can't get the f**k outta here fast enough!)

5:51 - Han & Chewie giving each other a little extra man-wookie love

But what the he!!, it's Life Day!

Harrison Ford sounds like he was held at gunpoint to utter his cartoon lines.

the cartoon is decent (aside from the hideous illustration), but makes no sense in the context of this show why Mini-Chewie is watching it. But what else is new? Nothing about this trough of vomit makes sense.

Diahann Carroll: "I am your fantasy. i am your experience.....so experience me. I am your pleasure.....just enjoy me".

Sooooo........this is a KIDS' holiday special?

Jesus, was EVERYBODY who worked on this on blow??

Three observations:

1) after further review, Harvey Coreman as a drag robot Julia Child teaching Mama Wookie how to cook is a pure genius move by the producers and saves the integrity of the whole special. Nothing says Star Wars like this.

2) watching Diahann Carroll on virtual Wookie porn woul...

Is the guy in the giant Dark Helmet with the pornstache and the deep sinister voice who's acting like a douche the bad guy? I can't tell.

Mark Hamil's appearance as Cocknocker in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back has far more integrity than this. It's not even close.

Whoever the writers were that thought this heaping glob of s*** was a good idea must have sniffed, sucked & swallowed some serious blow or whatever hallucinogens they could get their hands on. What a friggin' train wreck.

Then again, you throw Bea Arthur in any situation and it's a sure-fire ca...

So which of the movies did this scene get cut from? :P