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Longknife commented 2 days ago

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Mitch Hedberg handles a heckler

This is Mitch at his best.

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Longknife said:

Mitch has -THE- best delivery. Just so chill and natural.

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  And then he took off his pants.

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Longknife commented 1 week ago

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Fallout: New Vegas Ultimate Edition Trailer

The the trailer for Fallout: New Vegas Ultimate Edition!

This complete package, which includes the full version of Fallout: New Vegas as well as t...

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RICHIE MARCUS LIKES BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  Fallout: New Vegas Ultimate Edition Trailer

  The the trailer for Fallout: New Vegas Ultimate Edition!

  This complete package, which includes the full version of Fallout: New Vegas as well as t...

  97,382 views

  Longknife said:

  @utubeaccount00 Ur doing it wrong if you think the purpose of New Vegas is to explore random generic caves. That's Skyrim's thing, not New Vegas', and that's EXACTLY why people like New Vegas: because it has a story and doesn't feel like "Cave Explorer 9000."

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  Atheism destroyed with one question

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  Longknife said:

  WTF does this have to do with athiesm?

  Seriously, this is like saying "if a tree falls in a forest and no one's there to hear it, does it make a sound HA I JUST DISPROVED CHRISTIANITY!!"

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Longknife commented 2 weeks ago

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Let's play Skyrim (195)

Jo'Virr finds a way out of Markarth city sees the stables nearby and decides to buy a horse for the long journey to Whiterun. He pays Cedran 1000 g...

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I agree fully with your criticism of scripted conversations. My first playthrough of Skyrim I quickly learned that group of people standing together = scripted event I HAVE to participate in, and learned to avoid them. Coming from New Vegas to Skyrim, I have to say Skyrim's NPCs are very lacking ...

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  Deana Carter- Strawberry Wine lyrics

  Here is a another song from Deana Carter I tryed my best to keep up with the lyrics Enjoy!

  1,943,544 views

  Longknife said:

  @SamTheSilly1 Am I the only one that caught how this person's statement doesn't make ANY logical sense?

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Longknife commented 2 weeks ago

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Vaiii

vaiii:)

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Longknife said:

@KAIN5644 Go

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Longknife commented 3 weeks ago

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Fallout New Vegas- Avenger AP rounds don't work

Demonstrating that the DT reduction simply does not happen here. The Avenger minigun has base 12 damage, if the 15 DT reduction actually applied wh...

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Longknife said:

Base 12 damage and 15 DT reduction huh?

T-45d power armor has 27 DT, not to mention companions generally have mild DT bonuses.

27 DT - 27 damage = 0 damage.

Hurrrdurrr maths iz fun.

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  Fallout 3 - Vash's Adventures W/ Commentary P.46

  Part. 46

  PC

  Normal

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  Longknife said:

  @wedran123 Because fucked-up Paul Giomatti is so god damn ugly it'd kill you to see him. Only Vash is baller enough to withstand the uglyness.

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Longknife commented 1 month ago

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Dat Stream: The Final Adventure

http://datstrom.net/

Inspired by Ryan Dell's famous "The Final Adventure" series, Alex "Gay Purple Man" McCree goes on an adventure filled with lo...

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18:55

I officially lost it.

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  Assassin's Creed Revelations touching cutscene

  CAPTURE THE INFIDEL

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  Longknife said:

  The warning is commanding you to become a /b/tard in order to continue the game.

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  Bruno Mars - Marry You

  http://www.youtube.com/watc...

  Heres The Lyrics:

  It's a beautiful night,

  We're looking for something dumb to do.

  Hey baby,

  I think I w...

  18,681,959 views

  Longknife said:

  Wtf? This song is horrible! I heard this on the radio and thought "wow I gotta look this one up cause it's so incredibly bad," then I find out it's by this Bruno Mars guy that all my female friends are in love with.

  WTF lonely females! Stop listening to shitty music!

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  Stare At Food: Hot 'N Spicy Chicken Wings

  Thank you for watching, Please Rate, Favorite, Like and Subscribe . Enjoy the short food movie. Epic Meal Time without the talking and cooking just...

  1,216 views

  Longknife said:

  Can I have sum

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  Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog: Act 2, Part 1

  By a Friend's Request: Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog. :D

  Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog belongs to Joss Whedon. I'm Just spreading the love sin...

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  "All those months we've spent doing a stunningly boring chore..."

  "I'm a fan of laundry..."

  "....SIKE! I love laundry!"

  Woah dude, nice save.

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Longknife commented 1 month ago

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Zelda Boss Battle

Made my own Link boss fight.

Hope ya like it!

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Longknife said:

This is the video that inspired Shigeru Miyamoto to make Majora's Mask.

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  Fallout New Vegas mods: Finger of god

  http://www.newvegasnexus.co...

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  And people ask me why I never bother with mods...

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  Recruits turn on Ezio

  I don't know if i managed to hit one of them or if the game glitched, but the recruits decide to turn on Ezio and give him some grief.

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  Longknife said:

  I thought the title was implying they arouse him.

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Longknife commented 1 month ago

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Mega Man Legends 3

Did you think I was gone forever?

http://www.youtube.com/watc... - Waffle wants some love!!

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Longknife said:

The same technique was also used to defeat Goku two years earlier.

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Longknife commented 1 month ago

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Jennifer and Kristen ARE DANCING PEOPLES

I found this old video from September of 2005. YAY FOR TEH DANCEZ

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I think I figured out why Autumn's so stupid.

Does anybody actually TEACH at this school??

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  Autumn - The Dumbest Girl In The World

  ANYONE INTERESTED IN A FOLLOW-UP INTERVIEW WITH AUTUMN PLEASE LET ME KNOW IN THE COMMENTS. I'LL STOP YELLING NOW.

  11/29/2011 - I have re-enabled c...

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  Longknife said:

  Why does this remind me of the opening to a porno?

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  Fallout New Vegas: Lonesome Road Ending (Speech Check - Good Ending) Part 1

  PART 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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  @ultrasupertrunk90 The Divide WAS a stand-alone nation that was rebuilding itself with new ideals, able to build up largely in part thanks to the Courier, though without the Courier even realizing it. He made vital (and difficult) delivery journeys neccesary to keep the nation alive. Then one day...

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  Fallout New Vegas: Lonesome Road Ending (Speech Check - Good Ending) Part 1

  PART 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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  @TheSuicidalPumpkin This is actually confirmed. The developers themselves said they wanted Ulysses to have a truly unique appearance, but felt they coulnd't produce one using the same character customization used for everyone. So they made a new one without the char. customization system, but by ...

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  North Koreans' reaction to Kim Jong-il's death - no comment

  No Comment | euronews: watch the international news without commentary | http://www.euronews.net/noc... Residents in the North Korean capital, ...

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  Let's play a game.

  The game is called "Spot the tear." The goal is to try and spot a single tear strain going down a single cheek.

  Find one, win cake.

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  North Koreans weeping hysterically over the death of Kim Jong-il

  Follow https://twitter.com/Alex_Ogle for links, photos, news.

  I grabbed this footage from DPRK state media.

  More info here:

  - Fascinating articl...

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  Can't tell if serious, North Korea...

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  Fallout new vegas : prostitution mod

  I LOVE HATERS , please keep hating i actually enjoy it when i get home hahah

  I do not own this game or own this mod

  website for fallout new vega...

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  Longknife said:

  @ColonelScotch Someone give this man a trophy.

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  Epic Rap Battles of History News.

  CDs and Tshirts: http://www.dft.ba/-ERBstuff

  Autographs sold out quick but we have more coming soon.

  animal footage: http://greenscreenanimals.co...

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  Longknife said:

  Dr. Seuss and William Shakespeare deserve another round. Those two easily had the best rhymes of all.

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'Black lifestyle' in Japan

A pale skin resembles beauty in Japan, but that no longer doesn't count for everyone. Hina lives her life according to the 'B-style', or the 'black...

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BRACKA KULCHA

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  Crimsonjr Vs Snorlax

  LA clerics ftw? harhar

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  I think my favorite part is where you kept the push alive by running in retarded little circles in their base.

  "I'mma run in little circles. YOUR ENTIRE BASE DEFENSE IS NOW COMPLETELY FUTILE."

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  Skyrim - Funny Sneak Leveling

  Having always been into characters that rely on stealth, I love how the new sneak system works in Skyrim. It gives you a chance to re-hide during c...

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  Longknife said:

  LET'S MAKE ARROW TO THE KNEE JOKES INSTEAD OF COMMENTING ON HOW DRUNK THESE NPCS ARE, BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS TELLING THE SAME JOKE OVER AND OVER AND FUCKING OVER ONLY MAKES IT FUNNIER.

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