THE GROUCH:
I was a young boy that had big plans
Now I'm just another shitty old man
I don't have fun and I hate everything
The world owes me, so fuck you

Glory days don't mean shit to me
I drank a six pack of apathy
Life's a bitch and so am I
The world owes me, so fuck you

Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals
I had a young and optimisitic point of view
Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals
I had a young and optimisitic point of view

I've decomposed, and my gut's getting fat
Oh my god I'm turning out like my dad
I'm always rude, I've got a bad attitude
The world owes me, so fuck you

The wife's a nag and the kid's fucking up
I don't have sex 'cause i can't get it up
I'm just a grouch sitting on the couch
The world owes me, so fuck you

Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals
I had a young and optimisitic point of view
Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals
I had a young and optimisitic point of view

I was a young boy that had big plans
Now I'm just another shitty old man
I don't have fun and I hate everything
The world owes me, so fuck you

Glory days don't mean shit to me
I drank a six pack of apathy
Life's a bitch and so am I
The world owes me, so fuck you

The world owes me, so fuck you
The world owes me, so fuck you!
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M INORITY:
I want to be the minority
I dont need your authority
Down with the moral majority
cause I want to be the minority

I pledge allegiance to the underworld
One nation under dog
There of which I stand alone
A face in the crowd
Unsung, against the mold
Without a doubt
Singled out
The only way I know cause

I want to be the minority
I dont need your authority
Down with the moral majority
cause I want to be the minority

Stepped out of the line
Like a sheep runs from the herd
Marching out of time
To my own beat now
The only way I know

One light, one mind
Flashing in the dark
Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts
For crying out loud she screamed unto me
A free for all
Fuck em all
You are your own sight cause

I want to be the minority
I dont need your authority
Down with the moral majority
cause I want to be the minority

One light, one mind
Flashing in the dark
Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts
For crying out loud she screamed unto me
A free for all
Fuck em all
You are your own sight cause

I want to be the minority
I dont need your authority
Down with the moral majority
cause I want to be the minority
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Thought I ran into you down on the street
Then it turned out to only be a dream
I made a point to burn all of the photographs
She went away and then I took a different path
I remember the face
But I cant recall the name
Now I wonder how whatsername has been

Seems that she disappeared with out a trace
Did she ever marry old what's his face?
I made a point to burn all of the photographs
She went away and then I took a different path
I remember the face
But I cant recall the name
Now I wonder how whatsername has been

Remember, whatever
It seems like forever ago
Remember, whatever
It seems like forever ago
The regrets are useless
In my mind
She's in my head
I must confess
The regrets are useless
In my mind
She's in my head
From so long ago

(Go, Go, Go, Go..)

And in the darkest night
If my memory serves me right
I'll never turn back time

Forgetting you, but not the time
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T rue Green Day Fans:

1.- Know more songs than just American Idiot or Holiday or their songs that only play in the radio was made during the last few years (i know quite a lot of green day songs)

2.-Know the names of each and everyone of the band members

3.-Know that Billie is spelled with IE not Y

4.-Know that Billie Joe is his real name not William Joseph

5.-Shout YES when they hear a Green Day song on the radio

6.-Know Tre's real name

7.-Know what The Bullwinkle Cheech is

8.-Punch cousins/parents/friends for dissing Green Day

9.-Like the band not only because they think Billie Joe, Mike or Tre are hot (not me i'm a guy)

10.-Know what Billie Joe likes to do when singin Hitchin' a Ride

11.-Post this on your profile!