"BLACK REALM FAMILY BAR #1"
"HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH"
"YA CANT KILL,WHATS STRONGER THAN DEATH"!!
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THERE IS A TWO DRINK MINIMIM AT THIS BAR,.AND SINCE IM BUYING AND ITS ALLWAYS
"HAPPY HOUR",
POUND`EM BACK,.
GETCHA FUCKIN PULL!!
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NOW WITH THREE LOCATIONS,.
TO BETTER SERVE YOU!!
FIND ME AT "CHIEFS"@ZIPPCAST.COM
and "CHIEF NASTY LIZARD"@GOZIE.COM
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AND JUST CUZ YOU TUBE SAYS YA AINT GOT FRIENDS?,.WELL,.I DIDENT LOSE MINE!!
FRIENDS=1,723,457 and HALF
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"BLACK REALM FAMILY BAR" est 4/20/11
FREE TO DA PUBLIC!!,.HALF PRICE FER EVERYBODY ELSE!!
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YOU MUST BE ~~~~THIS TALL~~~~
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TO GET ON THIS RIDE!!
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YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 18 TO INTER THIS BAR!!
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DA DOCTOR SAID IM
"SCHIZOPHRENIC"
BUT IM NOT!!,...BUT,...I AM!!
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IF YA LISTEN TO DA MUSIC
"REAL LOUD"
IT HELPS TA DROWNED OUT DA VOICES,.
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SOCIETY DWELLING MUTHA FUCKER!
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GOD,FAMILY,BEER!
COMPLANT DEPT.CLOSED!
SUICIDE IS NOT AN OPTION!
LIVE LIFE STRONGER THAN DEATH! BLEED BLACK!
YA CANT KILL,.WHATS STRONGER THAN DEATH!!
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GETTIN IT FUCKIN DONE!
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(What Would DIME Do?)
GETCHA FUCKIN PULL!!
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******R.I.P.DIMEBAG*******
*****AUG.20,1966******
*****DEC.8,2004******
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R.I.P. BROTHER BOBBY
"BOOZER SMURF"
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i wasent born in TEXAS,.but,.
Got Here as FAST as I Could!!
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Shakein da Bush over Here Boss,Shakein it Over here,..
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Home Of,...
"LITTLE BROWN EYE" PRODUCTIONS
"FUZZY PICKLE" ENTERTAINMENT and PRODUCTIONS
"BIG PONOCHA" PRODUCTIONS
"SILLY WABBIT" PRODUCTIONS
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"BACKSTRAP NINJAS",(reg.trademark 2003)
TEXAS WILDLIFE MANAGEMENT ORG.(lic.bonded,inc since 2003)
BLADDER SPLATTER(spill proof since 2010)
PUFF MUFFINS(allways)
"SLEEZ~E~"(RnB star,signed 2011)
PIG SLAG(death metal signed 2011)
ZOMBIE FRIZBEE(dead people signed 2011)
Dr.Phil Nasty`s Abortion Clinic and BAIT STAND(clinic closed since 2009,but WE Got BAIT)
"Chiefs Kitchen"(Award Winning recipes,with over 417 awards nationaly and localy)
"Chiefs MAGIC"(very little)
"Other FINE products"(copywritin 2003)
Chickin Chokin Jimmy(copyed and writin 2003)
AND FER ATTORNEY INFERMATION
CONTACT;
"JOHNSON & BIGGERDICK"
c/o,.EVEREST BIGGERDICK ESQ.LLC,LLPC,
FRIEND ME AT
EVEREST BIGGERDICK AT "FACEBOOK"
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"YOUR GOIN 2 LOVE MY NUTS"!
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PUT THIS ON YER PAGE,.IF YOU HAVE SURVIVED CANCER,.AND PISSED OFF DA DEVIL!!
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+I HAVE A DIFFERENT TYPE OF HUMOR,.ALL MENTaly challanged IN FUN!!
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I AM 3/4 BLACK BLOODED,..1/4 ALCOHOL,.
AND A FULL BLOODED "CHIEF"
OF THE "NASTY LIZARD TRIBE",..(and is mentioned in american indian weekly12 step program paper,.i dident pass)
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AND HAVE TAKEIN ON DA HONOR OF,..
The JESTER and BARTENDER for Da "ROYAL FAMILY" of da "KINGDOM of the BLACK REALM!,.BAR was est.4/20/11,.and Part Time "Jolly Rocker Crew" ta plunder me rum,..
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"BLACK REALM ROYAL FAMILY"
"KING JC",Drunk OutlawB.L.S.
"QUEEN",Miss Abbie Thorn
"PRINCE",Bugsy at HardcoreRadioStation
"KNIGHT",Sir Rocker
"KNIGHT"Sir $pider
"KNIGHT"Sir Dan
"KNIGHT"Sir Chirstopher
"KNIGHT"Sir Lizard
"KNIGHT"Sir Smurf
"KNIGHT"Sir Froggy
"Princess"~Ladywolf~
"Princess"wit a black tooth grin,.Sister Blackbird Heather
"Princess"Aless
"Princess"Wildflower
"Princess"Annie
JOIN the "KINGDOM of da BLACK REALM"!!,..\m/ SDMF/GIFD \m/ IF YA DONT BLEED BLACK?,.YA MITE GET SCARED!
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"RESPECT",..Comes around when ya learn ta "GIVE SOME",.
"MUSIC",..Pass it On,.
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"Have a Grin",..."IF You Dont Get IT",.
"GET A FUCKIN SENCE OF HUMOR"!,.
"Smoke A Fatty",..Eat A Valium",.."Tie A Rock To The Fence",.."Eat a Bug",.."Climb a Tree",.."Shoot A Wild Hog"
"JUST ENJOY LIFE"!
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POUND`EM BACK!!,.
GETCHA FUCKIN PULL!!!
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LOVE ALL YOUR GUTS!!
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"PLEASE,.HAVE A LOOK AROUND,..
IF YA DONT LIKE MY PLACE,.WELL,.
"THANKS FER DROPIN BY",..
AND IF YA LIKE IT,..STOP BY ANYTIME!!
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WOULD YOU SAY THAT TA,.
"WILFORD BRIMLY"?
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