Put this on your channel if you
LOVE EATING ANIMALS WITH BBQ SAUCE
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If you don't know who is on my background, rot in hell.

Just a quick biography of myself, I can't do long division, I overuse the words 'kvlt', 'obviously', 'ma'am', 'sir', and the phrase 'go to hell'. I love arguing on Xbox live, have an addiction to collecting concert bootlegs, and my favorite thing to do in life is to go to amazing metal concerts with my homies.

I hate tons of friends or being near people, so the friends I have are absolutely amazing (as well as batshit insane). Even I wouldn't be friends with myself. I'm rude, I like making corny jokes and songs, I'm loud, annoying, repetitive, and I find pissing people off to be hysterical.

I can't tell whether I love or hate playing guitar.

Thrash and Extreme Metal are the best, and I love my Megadeth and Dimmu Borgir :)


\m/ (Notable) Bands I've seen live \m/
*Megadeth x4 (Met them! :DD )
*Mayhem (Met the band :D )
*Testament x3
Slayer
Judas Priest
*Hate x2
*Belphegor
*Anthrax
*Kamelot
*Hate Eternal
*Vital Remains
*Diamond Head (BE JEALOUS!!!)
*Keep of Kalessin x2
Sepultura
*Death Angel
Alestorm
D.R.I.
Ringo Starr
Exodus
Warbringer
*Bonded by Blood
*The Agonist
*Neuraxis
*Origin (I napped on a speaker Dx ouch)

* front row
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Short list of things I hate on Facebook/YT:

__% of people ____________, if you are part of the __% that would ___________, copy and paste this to your profile.

______________________________, most people won't copy and paste this as their status.

Stupid copy and paste with fake percentages in general.

Posting about someone and saying "you know who you are".

People talking about smoking weed on Facebook, or minors talking about drinking.

People that get angry when no one likes or comments on their statuses, but never comment or like yours.

People who can't type in proper english.

People who spam you with "_____ answered a question about you!"

Friend invites from random people.

People who say "I'm a fun person when you get to know me", and when you have the 'pleasure' of getting to know them, they're just as boring as the first time you met them.

Posts about things they find poetic, or sayings they make about their lives.

Posting about someone who isn't your friend or is blocked.

Relationship statuses that change every day.

People who make 1000 posts about themselves everyday.

Questionnaires that you have to answer 50 questions to see one question answered about you.

Comments where everyone thinks they're so smart for making fun of a mainstream pop artist.

People advertising illegal downloads.

Uploads of the same song, by a different person.

People advertising their channel in comments.

People begging for subscribers

Sub-4-subs

People uploading a song or a music video and asking for subscribers.

Bad guitar covers.

Bad jokes about people who disliked a video.

Poor grammar in comments.

People who argue about specific genres. (Especially Death and Black Metal)

People who call every band that gains fame a sellout.

Brats who think they know everything.

People who reply to people who commented 10 pages back.