About this user
Alright, so I read this greeting card.
And I thought it was so incredibly funny, I just HAD to write down what it said somewhere.
I guess this place will do.
The front said:
Please stop laughing. This is a serious matter.
I almost cocked. Shit. I meant to write choked, really. I almost choked.
Anyhoodley-doodle.
So you know how I haven't gotten any in a while? It's, well, beginning to get really hard to function like a normal human being.
The office sent me home from work yesterday because of suspicions that I was humping company property. Which was only a tiny bit true.
Last night I wanted a snack. I went to the kitchen, and there it was, waiting for me. Mocking me in all its eight inches of perfectly proportioned glory.
A banana.
It stared at me like the one-eyed beast. I felt drawn to the wang-shaped fruit, simultaneously angered and yet mildly aroused.
As I drew the peel back from the soft flesh of the banana, I remembered the last time I had been so near a throbbing male member. Closing my eyes, I took in as much of the banana as I could. All the memories of naked bodies and hands in my hair came flooding back to me.
And then I gagged on the damn thing.
The inside said:
I knew I could tell you about the banana situation, because that's what friends are for. You've always been such a wonderful friend.
Now please go to my place and get rid of all demon penis fruit.
Actually, that card described me pretty well. =P
If you read between the lines...
And already know me...
Ok, maybe not...
Hometown
Hamar
Country
Norway
