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The very end of 'Breaking Dawn pt 1' was creepy. Jacob imprinting on Bella's daughter is just... ew.

This whole movie was just strange for a whole shitload of reasons.

@Raster1990

Patrick Stewart was kick-ass as Scrooge. That's my favorite version of the movie.

@BibleJoker2Face

Right on! I was just thinking the same thing the other day!

Can't believe Jodi skipped this Punxatawny Phil joke:

Groundhog Day--the day when weather prediction is taken from technology and science and placed in the paws of a big rodent.

Chuck Norris has only one fear: Leroy Jethro Gibbs.

@DexterM187

That's why that chick sounded familiar! Thanks for the tidbit.

@Ashbound1

What about Mickey Mouse?

@bakugancollecterZ

I know! It's true!

I'd leave a comment, but I can't because of my rrrrheumatism.

This special is tied with the other titanic cartoon for the worst piece of film ever made.

Um... am I a freak because I want to see the lyrics to 'Butts Make Poo'?

I've always liked Mulan as a character because unlike some Disney ladies, Mulan doesn't start out as a selfish character eventually doing something for others. She starts out as pretending to be a soldier to save her father's life, knowing that her life could be put in jeopardy.

Later on, she do...

Tiana is one of my Top Three favorite Disney leading ladies. She's smart, she's tough, and while she does want more, she's not just going to sing about it--she's going to work her ass off and get it, damnit! And the frosting on the cake--she's a cook! She's amazing in the kitchen and that's what ...

@shenloken2

Especially in a damn KID'S movie!

Actually... more black guys in a creature movie means at least one of them gets killed. If it's only one, the odds are better. Seriously, check it out. It's uncanny

Wait, wait a sec... The evil chick in the dress is Juliet Landau, also known as Drusilla from the TV show 'Buffy, the Vampire Slayer'!

Huh... Of couse the character Drusilla was batshit insane, so I guess this isn't as surprising as I thought.

Of all the movies that SHOULD be re-released in 3D, Rescuers Down Under is #1!

@Bowmaj21

I actually have a whole rant about this movie that's posted on my journal on DeviantArt. If you go to the site and look up 'Nostalgia Critic' it's under the latest postings.

This movie makes me want to shove a nail file up my nose! What's that? That doesn't make sense? NEITHER DOES THIS ^&((*%$## MOVIE!!!!

*deep breath* Okay, I'm fine now.

I don't know which of NC's expressions is funnier-- 1:07 or 1:22

Hmmm... An Obama theme song... I vote for 'Poor, Unfortunate Souls' from Little Mermaid because that will be us if He Who Must Not Be Named gets another term in office.

@dumbassmoron

And if jafar already passed the test, are there pictures of him in the ballgown?

At work today, I saw the word 'frozen' on one of the boxes of fried chicken in the freezer and burst out laughing because I thought of this clip.

And now my co-workers think I'm insane. And I'm okay with that.

At McDonalds, I worked with someone who annoyed me like this. Thankfully I left before I murdered the guy.

@iheartbritishboyz1

Get in line! I know I'd love a shot with him too.

@UtherPendragan

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! *dies laughing*

This is the Greatest Obama Joke I have ever heard IN MY LIFE!!!!!!

This is one of the movies I'd LOVE to see as a 3D re-release!

To quote Bender from 'Futurama'

"Whenever I'd say 'Death to all spiders', I'd always whisper 'except one'."

I'm an arachnaphobe and I still get teary over Charlotte's demise.

@MegaShroom22

Actually... um... I get the clothes dryer thing. I used to try to slide down stairs in a laundry basket when I was a kid. Yeah, not my brightest idea.

"Ren and Stimpy making too much sense for you?"

Excuse me while I fall on the floor, dying of laughter. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

@Critiqu3

Oh....my... God! If I can watch that review and not die laughing, it'll be a miracle!

@magicangel33

I know, I totally want to add this to my personal SPN soundtrack.

"Don't just stand there! Kill somethin'!" My God... that's just beautiful. *sniffs* I think I'm gonna cry...

This movie can be summed up in 3 words: Big-lipped Alligator Moment!

Tell me I'm wrong!