Hey there!

A white man said,"Colored peoeple are not
allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
"Listen sir....when i was born i was
BLACK,"
"When i grew up i was BLACK,"
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK,"
"When I'm outside in the sun I'm BLACK,"
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK,"
"When I die I'll be BLACK,"
"But you sir."
"When you were born you're PINK,"
"When you grow up you're WHITE,"
"When you're sick you're GREEN,"
"When you're outside in the sun you turn RED,"
"When your cold you turn BLUE,"
"And when you die you turn PURPLE,"
"And you have the nerve to call me
colored?"
The black man sat back down and the
white man just walked away..

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