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@SCORRRPION49 it's not just the speed that is in question, it's the maneuvers that were performed at that speed that make it impossible for 757 to pull off. The plane allegedly made a 330 degree turn, descending through 2,200 feet, and slamming into the first floor of the pentagon. Plain and simp...

The beauty of this is they probably spent 3 dollars getting all that ramen.

@newm123 Right...I forgot about the fact that there was a massive 700 gallon pool of jet fuel sitting on 95th floor of the world trade center. And I also forgot that all the steel beams in the WTC were bare, didn't have fire proofing, and were the size of toothpicks. If you seriously buy into the...

Great track.

Mitt and Rick both talk about being conservative, but who gives a shit. Pure conservatism means going back to traditional values: Women stay @ home and work, white males are dominant, slavery is ethical, rich should get rich, poor should stay poor, etc. Pure conservatism means stronger government...

I'll be the first to say it: Fuck this.

@TaneishaRed1990 True, but even that fact that the republicans are so retarded nowadays that they would choose santorum as the Nominee, itself makes me want to vomit. Especially given that Ron Paul is clearly the most logical candidate and he's standing right next to all the retarded Republican n...

What the fuck? Did Bill just argue a rational point? Unbelievable.

This is proof that birth control is a true blessing from "god".

You can tell Hannity is intimidated by Jesse, at least he's got the balls to face him. I'd like to see an O'Reilly v. Ventura debate.

It's not so much this incident that makes me think he deserved this, but the fact that if a High School kid is openly going to announce to an entire class that he believes homosexuality is wrong, you can bet that around friends, and upon seeing gay kids in the hallway, it not unlikely that he's s...

Rick Santorum and most of the GOP candidates (except Ron Paul) have this idea that homosexuality=sex. Rick Santorum is an ignorant douche...I don't know how else to put it. He somehow has this idea that if you're a gay man you go out in public and hump anyone who has a penis. Furthermore I would ...

Having that spicy food go in isn't what I'd be most afraid of...........if you know what I mean.

As much as I hate guns, and generally would NEVER support this kind of punishment. This is well deserved. There are kids all over the world that work waaaaaay harder than this, in the baking sun, and are glad just to get 1 meal a day. Well done dad. Grow up daughter, sincerely 18 year old liberal...

It's kind of hard to roll over when your being pinned to the ground another cop.

People want santorum simply to feel conservative. But I doubt, and I sincerely hope I'm right on this, that most people agree with his statements regarding libertarianism "they have this idea that people should be left alone, be able to do whatever they want to do. Government should keep our taxe...

@shreedhar92 The government also has only released five frames of the explosion that took place at the pentagon, but it doesn't show a plane. There are literally thousands of cameras around the pentagon/washington dc. Numerous businesses reported that the government took the footage from their ca...

I have to wonder if anyone has actually watched this all the way through.

Goat testicles, "Creamy and delicious"....shocker.