About this user
I have nothing to say here, but I almost caught my school on fire!! :D
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~~ I'm like a joke teller so here are some ~~
"I was in the bar yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my beer and noticed that everyone was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered I was listening to my iPod."
A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Teacher: "what's this?"
Kid: "it's a drawing of a cow eating grass"
Teacher: (looks at the paper) "where's The grass?"
Kid: "the cow ate all of it"
Teacher: (looks at paper again)" where's the cow?"
Kid: "it left because there was no more grass"
Question: my friend gave me her old iPod video, 30GB and after fully charging it, I can literally watch the battery die under five minutes. It's the most annoying thing ever and I don't know what to do. Should I sell it? Is there anything I can do?
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Answer: well, first ur gonna want to each an eggo. Then you're gonna have a food fight with your chihuahua, then go outside and dig a hole and bury your Teddy. After that, you will find a big broken lollipop and put it in the trash. Then you will go home and put your all your popsicles in a purple cardboard box. Then u pour French mustard on your iPod, and it may help.
A few days ago, we took noted on a lecture about taking notes. After that, we have to right a lecture, so I wrote mine about taking notes and then lectured my partner who had to take notes on my lecture about taking notes. Then my partner had to present the notes on my lecture about taking notes, and the class had to take notes on the notes from the lecture about taking notes that I had written from the notes I took on a lecture about taking notes.
Country
United States
Schools
A school ?
Interests
Becoming an invisible ninja :D
