Nerdfighter Potter Puppet Head

classic jimmy. love it.

Charlie, you are the only person thus far that has completely made me feel quite relaxed about this year. History channel has done absolutely nothing to calm the human race other than increase the hysteria.

Why don't you cunts get the fuck out of my country first!!!!!! You want to talk rights to the U.S fine. Just so you know first settlers in the U.S were the Spanish in Florida. First European language spoken on U.S land, Spanish. Who fucked up the economy and this country up? White folk, yet I'm n...

Awesome. Soon as the videos start coming out I'm going to cease going to class.

I only ever play magic the gathering cause last time my boyfriend forced me to play yugioh with him for like the 100th time, i fucking stabbed his mom with the fork I used to eat his oreo cake.

Don't mind the haters Danny when your the flyest bitch there is! And congrats for the win!

Will you marry me? No joke. We can do this the easy way or hard way. Teehee (totally teeheeing coyly whilst batting my eyelashes for you). Lol. ;)

I missed you, you little wanker. ;)

This makes me imagine the various naughty things I would do to you with that game. So looking up your nipple vids now. ;)

Shaving Ray's ass crack!

I must say, when I first read The Great Gatsby in my junior year of high school, I absolutely hated and detested the story. The themes we discussed on the book were nothing compared to what you discussed John and I must say, I have lifted my label of hate from that book and replaced that label wi...

RIP Mimis. We all loved you and miss you but it still hurts we don't know how u died so very young.

Pardon me but thongs are usually the last underwear I find in my drawer because I purposefully avoid them, Wearing a thong is like saying your day is gonna ride you up all day today and theres nothing you can do but go into the bathroom and silently cry as you dig with your fingers to get the int...

@MrRuloCe nesecitas alluda mental. way.

What is that thing on her head! Can i has! :)

OMG, watching John Green's awesomeness in action and my cousin walks in and asks who he is. I stare at her for minutes and then say only the wittiest most amazing teen author ever and she says, "Oh. He wrote Twilight!" FACE PALM!!!!! I have to kill her now.

Gay dolphin marriage or human to animal marriage. or just prostitution. this day care job sucks balls!

warning: all of these looks won't work if your overweight or even just over 130 lbs. notice neither girl had any fat on their bodies what so ever and jeans squeeze even the tiniest of belly fat on the body up into a muffin top fashion.

Dobby man! Who else!?

wow. the work she did was amazing but i just do not have that type of patience nor do i have the skills to keep the make up in the areas where it's supposed to be. i just make one big blending mess.

hated Skins US but this song truly redeems the season for me.

Love this song and love katy perry. but this video........... no. just no. plus my bf is half albino and this is offensive. lolz!

Geez I remember watching this years and years ago as a tot. Always thought Cecile had thee most perfect lips.

If I could go back in time I'd go back to the 4th grade so I could kick Kyle Crickmore square in the face every time she told me to get back in the hallway line. That hoe was so full of herpes before i even knew what herpes was. She did have great boobs tho. Damn her maturing earlier!

Porn bots? Well damn now I know. But how to manage them? Cause lets be honest, I'm not going to stop with the tentacle monster hentai fetish. Have you seen those cute Asian girls?

Seriously dude. Total and complete fail! Ever heard of internets on your phone? Duh!

My happy place is filled with man whore sexy time slaves in the perpetually enchanting Garden of Eden. I wear nothing but my favorite navy polka dot pair of underwear from Aerie while that smoking hot guy from the Indianapolis Godiva store feeds me chocolate strawberrys and Chuck Norris massages ...

when someone all of a sudden decides human porn is not enough, looks up some horse fetish sites and decides to try that shit out for themselves.