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@oldstock1607 The Chavrotain Camaro is faster than the normal variety.

@mrcrunch2009 Rib fractures would be all right. :)

If you can't take her headscissor, let her try a bodyscissor on ya.

@spenboy12 Have to agree. If he's able to move his head around that much, she's obviously not even squeezing him.

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Grow up, cryba...

That has got to be the most badass Enterprise model ever, bar none.

Fucking. Epic.

Just beautiful musical composition, and the dancer complements it perfectly.

Having heard the version from They Might Be Giants first, I'm a little biased, but... this one seems to go so slow. lol

Yet another product Black Mesa stole from Aperture Science: GLaDOS? hehehe

Fuck unions. They're RICO organizations, pure and simple, and the only reason they're not dissolved by law and their leaders prosecuted is because, just like the Mafia, they fucking BUY lawmakers with campaign contributions.

@MattRooney06 Because from what we see when she and Bond fight, she just woulda got off on being smacked in the face and squeezed even harder.

GOOD... GOD!!!

@PsychoticLoner See, now there's an adult and mature response. People are encouraged to enjoy alcohol responsibly -- there's no difference between that and enjoying cannabis responsibly. But here's the issue -- potheads don't WANT to enjoy their drug responsibly, they want to enjoy it IRresponsib...

O.o That's the most extreme reaction to a girl with long hair I've ever heard.

What's so not cool is that I was looking for the original footage with the original sound, and instead I get a lame ass music video.

LOL I was watching this with my roommate and we were both like, "Yeah, that's GTA IV, but that graphics mod is tits as fuck!" I'd love to play GTA IV or EFLC with graphics like that, but it's gonna have to wait until I drop $10k on an iBuyPower gaming rig LOLZ

@iShowYouGamesAndTech Yeah, NO. It's NOT. It may be an iPod Touch, but it's not a current-gen one, and it's not ANY iPhone -- because the iPod touch 4G and EVERY iPhone has a thicker top bezel than whatever the fuck that device is in the video owing to either a FaceTime cam or a FaceTime cam + sp...

I only watched this video because I read there's a cameo of a Firefly in it. Other than that, it's a horse-faced broad who sounds like a man repeating what are typically uninspired pop lyrics over a bland and unoriginal synth backing.

No idea where the footage is from, but the audio was clipped out of "I've Been So Mad Lately" by Butt Trumpet

I'd've let her. And you would have, too.

One thing I would have mentioned (and will mention now) that's a downside is that the control keys can't be remapped. On Apple keyboards, with the exception of the wired aluminum keyboard, the Up Arrow/Down Arrow (a.k.a. Accelerate/Brake controls) are a single rocker-style key. That's not exactly...

roses are red

violets ain't yellow

That Cave Johnson is

A curmudgeonly fellow

Wait. That sucked.

Roses are red

And GLaDOS is crazy

So let's all drink whiskey

@RichardBullittBush Because if it looked like a whole turd it woulda been silly?

Sounds okay -- just one problem: If V'Ger had already created the Borg, there wasn't any need for the events of the first movie. A better Borg origin story would have been that when Decker merged with V'Ger at the end of the first movie, V'Ger went back in time to start assimilating other species...

@stephandmani Is that right. We all came by boats. Is there a boat you have to take to get from New Mexico to Arizona? Put that stupid shit back up on the shelf, kid, it ain't workin'.

I admit it -- I LOL'd. More than once.

I believe I read the words, "HERP A DERIPTY DERRRR" in the description.

That's what Duke gets for stealing Ash's one-liners. :D

Selling vitamins that don't work... by the same token, not saying there's anything wrong with arresting Lapre, but by the same token, shouldn't acupuncturists, chiropractors, acai-berry diet peddlers and telephone psychics be prosecuted as well? Same fraudulent woo bullshit, oughta earn them the ...

@flexnarg1 I would, too!

@vishalsoam1986 It's humor -- it's not meant to be a translation, just what an English-speaker might think the words sound like.