About Rantings of a Teenage Dirt Bag
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Jul 28, 2009Date Joined
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I am Captain Sarcasm...DUN DA DA DAAA!!
With holy vengeance, Captain Sarcasm unleashes the greatly feared sardonic terror bolt...
PEW PEW PEW!!!
...*cough* Call me Ismael...
I was born in a log cabin in Illinois, as was Abe Lincoln. He and I were tight homies, until he was shot down like a blind elephant, anyway, I somehow acquired a smallish imp type of brother whom I love, I have wanted to pursue an acting career since I was three and I prefer humor above all and I really do hate spaghetti with tomato sauce. I desperately want to work with John Cleese and Rowan Atkinson along with other comic geniuses including many that are dead. I miss John Inman already. And John Belushi. And Gilda Radner. And Graham Chapman. And a whole bunch of other people.
Age
22Country
ChinaSchools
Concordia International School ShanghaiInterests
Drama, writing, acting, photography, comedy,fun, people, life, music, Shakespeare, improv, Eddie Izzard,
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