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Actually what he says and what the computer has are different.

Said (asterisk are characters missing from the other):

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Typed:

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I swear, no matter how many times I see this, I keep expecting the little old lady to turn into an agent, given what she says.

"This door is 25 feet of reinforced titanium..."

25 feet?

Looks more like 25 inches, if that. Maybe 25 cm.

Hahaha, I forgot about the expressions on their faces at 5:40. Priceless.

"Dude, this has been a really shitty day, but what the FUCK is THIS SHIT?!"

The pic is 'Healer Elf' by Seokchan Yoo.

"Ship all banged up."

*Alien pops out and says "Yeah, least I've still GOT ONE."

How exactly are they going to dig their way through a several kilometer radius spacecraft that just crashed on top of their mountain?

1:06 BULLSHIT!

10:52 even more BULLSHIT!

Frankly, I liked the little old lady more.

I like but hate the asteroid scene.

On the one part, they got it right with relativistic mass creating a gravitic anomaly. Yay science.

On the other hand, they had 6 seconds to impact and decided to spend 3 of it moving straight while counting down to activating special thrusters when they cou...

"It's strange, there's almost no wounded at all..."

I'll just ignore the 15 seconds of me strolling through a room with hundreds of wounded.

"I had nothing to do with that one. Somebody sold their soul to Satan to get the grosses up on thaaat piece of shit."

LOL

He's gotten a lot of his pictures from wallpapers from a South Korean artist named Seok Chan-yoo.

"Oh, God, I'd rather you were blind."

Best line in the movie.

@IBiteTheHandThatFed

I'm saying buy the entire CD.

I always wanted to ride one of those sky whales.

Screw the skill, I want those translucent wings.

Bwahaha, I cracked up so hard at that second glad.

"What the hell?! Where the fuck did this wolf come from?"

*knockdown wolf*

"Oh god, it hurts!"

*RUN RUN RUN*

"Arg, I can't get AWAY!"

*dies*

"The boys take shifts guarding it 36 hours/day everyday."

LOL

I just crack and lose it when it gets to "I can has cheeseburger, I can has your soul".

And this is why the Mail Runner was my favorite ship. Nigh untouchable.

I would sometimes use a SOtL against the Spanish fleet for lots of cannon action.

"I wish I could have met my real dad."

"You will."

"Yeah, I guess. When I'm like 45 I think."

@TJMaxxVision

Thumbs up the video?

"Hurricanes, tornadoes, wars, we can thank people like you"

Bullshit. We're ALL guilty of causing global warming. Me, you, homosexuals, heterosexuals, everyone. If you're on YouTube, you are in some manner causing global warming. The cultures that one co...

"I'm not a comic book villain"

LOL.

It's actually 'Why are so few of us left active, and without personality disorders?'

Let him go!

*clunk*

"Oops, I didn't mean drop him like a rock."

@TheGb2132

Some pet carrier it looks like.

"The code looks somehow different."

"Is that good for us or bad for us?"

"Well, it looks like every floor is wired with explosives."

"Bad for us."

I always LOL at that.

Heh, a gun pressed to your cheek and a grenade being toyed with 6 feet from you. I'd be eyeing that grenade too.

Haha, I saw Predator again a few days ago on T.V. and made me think of this. This is funny no matter how many times I see it.

I've seen the entire series, and I do not remember the scene with Jessie coming out of the water @ 0:40.

"What the hell are you saying...?"

That cracks me up.

Heh, he didn't say it, but "Your father, he is the cause of the end of the world".

That probably would have broken her mind at that point.

"These guys are RICH!

We just want a piece of the pie, BITCH!"

...

"Uh, I mean it's wrong, Obama's bombing it is wrong..."

Also LOL at the ad:

"When one planet's resources are not enough...we'll rape the next closest one"

Oh yeah, also:

"Scissor paper stone results:

scissor cuts paper

rock blunts scissors

rock v paper final

paper wraps rock

decision slammed by rock team as "lame"

Does a robot shrug at 3:18?