I'm into weirdness. I was born on Ben Franklin's birthday. I have a portrait in my attic which ages in my stead. I channel Theda Bara in my spare time, and/or Morticia Addams. I like spanks. When I hear a helicopter overhead, I have to fight an overwhelming urge to duck and cover. -:- Fact -:- I've long wondered why bottled water has an expiration date. Here's what a friend has to say about me: "Amber is the kind of woman you want on your side when frolicking through cemeteries, imbibing heavily, or exploring abandoned buildings on a Tuesday. She's sultry and provocative and steely enough to get tattooed and for these things, I salute her. She's also genetically superior, capable of producing stellar offspring. If you don't believe me, just check out her images with her enchanting daughter. When you see Amber, buy her lots of drinks... Or you might never be heard from again."
Country
United States
Occupation
Current attempted firing going on.
Interests
Live Music . Glamour Camping . Midnight Walks Through the Cemetery . Reading . Photography . Urban Exploration . Smoking and Joking with Friends