CHANNEL RATING= (M) for Mature audience only! Channel is for 18+

I have crude humor- It's ONLY HUMOR! I leave comments to others with "crude humor" or trolls. NOT meant for Kids or anyone that's offended by explicit language- You've been WARNED- LOL

Yes those are me in the icon pic.- Insults are welcomed.

I will SUB AND FRIEND all who leave comments- even haters- If they have a list attached I JUST HIT SUB- Don't give a fuck or PAY ATTENTION to who is who or that shit- Doesn't matter to me!
I don't care about numbers, channel views or comment #- so you don't have to sub or accept.

I don't let anyone TELL me who I can talk to or Not Talk to. I dislike some people that my best friends like; I don't expect them to not be friends. So I expect the same respect for my channel- It doesn't matter who I chat with.

I'm a very big deal around here. Some may not know this yet... I admit I know EVERYTHING about EVERYTHING. This tends to intimidate people. I'm a genius, I serve a valid purpose; I know that. Yes.. MY life is wonderful and I only come here to let people meet me. When I talk people listen -I listen to myself talk. I say very important profound things every time I open my mouth.

Yes My name is...Mrs.Bitch MotherFuck. Everyone always said... "SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!! "
I can't shut up! I mean look at me! Or Listen to me...I guess just read these words I'm typing. You can't stop reading can you? You are so fascinated by my story. You'll be enlightened by my words of wisdom.
I know some people think it's just words- no wisdom.. Like I'd waste time saying Blah...blah...blah....I haven't time for endless BS-...who wants to hear all that babbling?
Saying stupid meaningless shit to people! NO ONE cares.- Listen to my soothing words-Recognize you're privileged to meet someone as important as myself.
Follow 3 simple Steps!
1. Always listen when I'm talking, I have lessons imperative to your personal growth.
2. I am always right....Even when I am wrong.
3. Follow all my advice and you will go far in life.
I was born with a gift.
I was dropped on my head several times as a baby...I mean.....
So yes...I'm RETARDED. But It's a gift.
THE "turrets"....Could be from massive head trauma? Or just the simple fact I have no filter!
FUCK-damn..ASSHOLES..sorry..BITCHFUCKFUCKFUCK....oh DICK FUCKER I have frequent episodes at random. I don't apologize for who I am.... I don't... Sorry..!
I say a lot of colorful and possibly offensive things- But it's funny to me and I have TURRETS! I don't poke fun at people with this condition.
They're wonderful FUCKING ASSHOLES you STUPID JACKASS people. I feel comfortable around people who share my gift.
I get the similar treatment so I'd guess MOST of you have "Turrets" too or been dropped on your heads --
I like SPECIAL people like myself- Hopefully everyone will have a chance to ride a short yellow bus someday..
YOUTUBE is for special people!
Blocking-
Don't comment and block- You can't have the pleasure of commenting and not letting me reply. I have things to say! Really important things! That's not a win to block ME- or anyone! You'll have cheated yourself-You need to hear my response! It'll enlighten you. I promise.
If you block me and leave a comment lock your channel- I will ..do something.
We're not cage fighting or boxing we are just battling with words....Or exchanging a bunch of words that may be entertaining or insulting but it's funny... if it isn't directed at me it's even more entertaining. BEWARE I will bitch slap your ass. I will knock you the fuck out so you can't hit me back. I always win. Who owns someone on YouTube? I do. I am the only person thus far to do so.
I spend free time here but it is not my life- ok maybe it is...no...it isn't....JUST kidding. But really seriously....It is...NOT! Hahahaaa.....I make myself laugh. I laugh at my own jokes...LOL, LMAO, LMFAO, like that. If you call me out on the time I am on. You must be on just as much! "or stalking my channel- Creeper.
I know some people will argue that point- They say I talk to much or that I am not funny.....But maybe funny looking....However...I ALWAYS have the last laugh! I am on for your entertainment purpose! And I am a lonely sad ......Wait....WHAT? I'm not lonely. Who said that? Oh yeah I did! I am "Schizophrenic" and so am I. See I am not alone!

Wow- we have that in common? Oh I have that in common with ME...... as well as Dissociative Identity Disorder (Multiple Personality Disorder)
A bit "bi-polar", and these things all make me a wonderful interesting person.

YouTube is to cure boredom. If this IS your life or only source of social interaction....THEN we can be best friends- or maybe step away from the keyboard and get a real life. WHO SAID THAT?
Oh...again...I said that.

THIS is the internet love muffins. Please it is all fun and games until someone gets.....Butthurt, owned, pwned, destroyed, failed, or EPIC FAILED- ouch 0_o

HATE takes a lot of energy -waste it on me I will DRAIN you. ;-)

I may comment and call you out if I think you're a dumb ass! But it's just my opinion- Most don't give a fuck what I think so it works out well.
Everyone has different opinions and I freely speak mine!
* But I won't judge you for yours!* Unless there's nothing better to do.

Karma is a Bitch and so am I-
I will REPORT, DELETE, BLOCK, PUT you on a list...somewhere that trolls read. IT is a secret list. I know people...that also know other people who do things that make people pay heavily for typing words to me. You don't want to mess with me when I am hiding behind my computer screen. I can type harsh, harsh words very fast.

I am a Bitch....It's a personal problem! I'm well aware of this issue.

I AM SORRY I do not apologize for who I am! Ok well I just did. I don't Mean it.
*Check your feelings at the door and agree with me always.... we'll get along JUST fine. ;0)*
Ok I 'm done talking to myself now- Who really reads this stuff? OH FUCK you did!
Ok I do too on occasion- Don't judge me! You do it too- you reached the end of my most interesting profile. So just remember....I'm just saying! You know what I am talking about don't act confused!
♥Love me......OR........ ....LOVE ME♥