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LDZZ

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Sep 12, 2011

Date Joined

Dec 3, 2006

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They say when God closes a door He opens a window? But I dont like jumping out of windows. But one time my momma, because she so dumb, tried to kill herself by jumping out the basement window. Fortunately she didnt get stuck in the window but Im suprised because shes so fat, when she walks her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud. She tired to kill herself because the dude she had brought home from the bar the night before got a look at her in the daylight and told her that her teeth were so crooked that when she smiled it looked like she was throwing gang signs. To win back his love/lust/hornyness/desperation, I told her to hang upside down in a push-up because your cleavage looks so much better that way (believe me I KNOW!) and dudes dig that sort of thing. But she never listens to me. IDK? I guess its like they say,Theirs no I in team but theirs a yoU in FUCK

Actually, my mom, apart from being WAY too nosey, is a pretty awesome mom. I have the habit of saying somthing asinine when I dont know what else to say because laughter is an excellent survival skill.

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United States

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book/music store, student/mom. In a previous life I did payroll and sold insurance. *hack, hack, hurl, SPLAT!*

Interests

My son, music, naps, sex (shut up!! well it is! If you had any balls you admit how you really felt about it too. Well I don't actually have balls but you know . . . . . ) Who the F reads these things anyway?

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