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The airplane is obviously leaving chemtrails that causes unexplained carrots. Probably piloted by aliens in league with the mutant carrot creatures that are slowly taking over the world.

I stopped going to theaters a few years ago because of the hoards of inconsiderate buttwipes constantly talking and texting, with those oh-so amusing ringtones going off every few minutes, and staffed by managers who don't have the balls to ask people to stop.

Please, please, PLEASE come to Los ...

She's on the phone calling her superiors at the Bureau of Time because she was supposed to drop a piece of bread into the Large Hadron Collider to stop the Earth from being swallowed up into a black hole but she overshot and ended up in the 1920s and needs a ride.

The First Amendment doesn't apply. This was not a public place - it was private property. It doesn't matter if members of the public are invited, you are still a guest. When you're on someone else's property, you behave the way they want you to or you leave. As soon as they told him to stop f...