I'm a lazy, cranky teenager who wishes that school would start later.
Computers and fanfiction are addicting, as is coffee.
I talk to myself and the person in my head talks back.
I can't recite one whole song from beginning to end.
I like being weird.
My favorite food is mayonnaise.
I use sarcasm daily.
I hate mornings and close-minded people.
I'm an honorary member of the club W.U.S.S.E. (We Usually Suck at Sports Events).
I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
My grammar sucks big time, and my spelling isn't that great either.
My handwriting changes every year and doesn't seem to improve.
I greatly despise the existence of flies and roaches.
Sad fact about me is that caffeine has made me its bitch.
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THREE THINGS I JUST CAN'T DO:
- Wake up happy
- Wake up energetic
- Look forward to school.

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Why Are You Worrying about You-Know-Who?
You SHOULD Be Worrying About
U-NO-POO -
the Constipation Sensation That's Gripping the Nation!

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