The Litter Box Mews

1. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more.

2. Don't hate cuz I'm cute and sweet; hate cuz you can't compete.

3. Don't hate me because I wasn't who you thought I was or who you wanted me to be. From start to finish you never knew the real me.

4. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful; hate me because... Well, okay. Hate me because I'm beautiful.

5. Hating is the sincerest form of flattery.

6. Don't hate what you can't imitate.

7. Hated by many. Confronted by none.

8. Haters only hate the things that they can't get and the people they can't be.

9. Haters wanna play hard. I won't pretend to be mad. I'll just disregard you like my memory's bad.

10. Hating on a certain name only gives them fame.

11. If you don't like me remember it's mind over matter; I don't mind and you don't matter.

12. If you hate me or what I'm reppin then click the [x] and get to steppin!

13. It's better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you are not.

14. Keep looking my way. My head is held high. You wanna bring me down? I dare you to try.

15. Love me or hate me. Either way I'm on your mind.

16. So many assume. So little know.

17. They can't hurt you unless you let them.


* Furrrst found on teh ShadoWz page *

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for so many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing: when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge financial settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he had given up and had departed!