......RAWR!

My name is Karlee, and i have a harley. My Harley's name is Charlie, and Chralie likes barlies. My Cellphone just rang. It was a guy named Lang. He wanted some milk, i said "YOU SOUND LIKE SILK" And I hung up. Then came my pup, with a carrot, then he started to tear it. I tryed to stop him, but I failed, So I bet some postcard just got mailed. To a boy named Joe. And this afternoon Joe's lawn he will slowly mow. I love Cheese. Can I have a bowl please?

My name is Karlee
I like to eat llammas
I am 13.
I love my Friends
I have lots of friends
They Subscribe.
If you are my friend
and do not subscribe
I will hit you with a shovel.
And you will drown
In your own blood.
As you die
I will think:
HAHA LOSER!
YOU GOT YOUR CHANCE TO SUBSCRIBE
And I will start to eat you.

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