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Taze that bitch. Taze them all.

Onlooker 1: "What the... is that fucker hitting him when he's down?"

Onlooker 2: "Right. Time for a proper pig-fucking, then?"

Onlooker 1: "Right. CHARGE!"

This is a death I'd be honored to have. I've spent a lot of years in the military and seen a lot of things, but it's stuff like this that still puts tears in my eyes. Good boy, Chief. Good boy.

Mom Elephant: LEGGO OF MY DAMN NOSE!

Baby Elephant: I'ma ride this bitch home!

Wolves extremely rarely attack anything bigger than them alone. They're pack-mentality ambush predators. The wolf licking your face is never the one you have to worry about, it's the three behind you. The woods back home were packed with wolves, had to learn how to deal with them.

See this guy? This is the guy you NEVER start a fight with. He's like a immensely more badass version of several Batman villains stuck together.

@icarly5221996 It's not that I don't like animals. They're majestic creatures that deserve respect and space. I'd love for humanity to be able to coexist instead of destroy. However, you can't really overlook one very simple fact. Tigers are solitary animals that absolutely dominate their territo...

@Bhav341 Simple fact: Wild animals are not predictable just like humans are not predictable. They might lick you or they might eat you. Pretty sure one usually leads to the other, though...

Ten minutes later: Sooouuuuper accused the fish of raping his cabbage patch doll and immediately shoved knives into their genitals until they confessed. Justice served.

@sooouuuuper will cause lawlessness, which will cause murders and rapes, of which I have no doubt you will be a victim because you're goddamn stupid to get out of the way of a flying dick missile. You know what, I don't even care anymore. I'm ready for that shit. Kind of looking forward to dancin...

@EpicR3APZ No. He punted three dogs before they got it perfect in retakes. There were no survivors.

Brother Marley's proud from his seat in paradise. Someone worthy finally picks up the gauntlet of revolution he threw down so many decades ago. Proud indeed.

@former2350 If you banged every noble woman on the continent in public to show off your nigh-divine sexual prowess, everyone would know what your junk looked like too.

Einstein should've won. Everything he said was epic, except for the damn puns and wheelchair jokes. "When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown" - epic.

@andre1onate Oh, we're getting into religion now? Seriously? On YouTube, man? Ah, fuck it. I knew you were a troll. My fun is dead now. =/

I really like this one. You have to keep in mind that these people aren't trying to craft lyrical masterpieces. Kirk might not be able to rap, but goddamn it he's funny when he tries.

@LeVierSauk Please, NP? He's the goddamn Batman.

- Army Dogs for Epicness, Local 245.

I like FF when she's paired with a Dub beat. Her lyrics in Time Will Tell flow well and aren't about food. Really gonna say she's crap when you hear one bad audio feed?