KozaksOfMetallishtan

Kozaks of Metallishtan (also sometimes abbreviated as KOM) is the Bestest (and probably the only) Polkka-Metal band from Metallishtan. Metallishtan as a nation was occupied by the Soviet Russia, and due to heavy Russifinication (Ick!) its geographic whereabouts are nowadays quite obscure.

Kozaks of Metallishtan consists of three Metallishtan men:

General Petrovsky: Balalaika and vocals
Igor Ivanovitsch : Bass balalaika and vocals
Karpov Markov : Bongos, Rocks and other hittable objects that say "bang"

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