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I appluad you for reading this...wanna add me on WAR? im "ridenfir" a destruction blackguard on iron rock. im in the same guild as MAUL0r1 too!
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To clear up confusion randomness is mainly my pivots, true randomness is random clips from movies or from the interwebs and such.

"All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach."
-Adolf Hitler

"Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future."
-Adolf Hitler

"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it"
-Adolf Hitler

"Enlightenment is achieved by mastering not only the body,but the soul only then can a warrior truly understand the value of life and why it should be protected at all costs"
-From the game warhammer online

"It takes a brave man to be a coward in the red army"
-Joseph Stalin

"i will unscrew your head and **** down your neck!"
-Drill Sargent Hartman(full metal jacket)

"Whos the slimy little twinkle-toed ****-sucker who just signed his own god damn death warrant!"
-Drill Sargent Hartman(full metal jacket)


(also just wanna add i am a huge comic book/super hero/mortal kombat fan, may make some ppl mad...i am a...communist!*DUN DAN DUNNNNNANANAN) P.S. Just for ppl who want to know i am obssesed with WW2!


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Construction | Houston, TX, USA

(I work for a construction company that often works on residential streets. As we were working on one road, a woman stepped under the caution tape and proceeded to walk through the construction zone.)

Me: Excuse me, maam, but youll have to go around this area. I could give you an alternate

Woman: NO!

Me: Uh, Im afraid you have to. Its against the law to go into construction zones.

Woman: CANT YOU SEE IM GETTING MY F***ING EXERCISE?!

Me:


From Gills To Godly
Pet Store | Nanuet, NY, USA

Customer: *in a thick accent* Hello, were you the girl I spoke to last night about my fish?

Me: No, Im not, but Id be happy to help you.

(The customer whips out a Chinese food container holding a fish that is clearly on deaths doorstep.)

Customer: My fishshe is dying. I need you to heal her. If she is healed, I want you to give her back to me.

Me: Well, sir, your fish honestly doesnt look like its going to make it. I would be happy to replace your fish. Even though we will medicate your fish, I cant guarantee shell survive.

Customer: No I dont want another fish. I want this fish. I want you to heal my fish. I have been praying for it. When you heal my fish you should pray for it as well. It will heal faster!

Me: Sir, I cant say that I usually pray, but I will be sure to keep the fish in my thoughts.

Customer: No. You must pray.

Me: sir, honestly, I dont practice religion.

Customer: You must pray.

Me: all right. I will pray for her, and I will make sure she gets the best care. Stop by later this week or call in and ask for me. I will be happy to give you an update, just please keep in mind that I dont think your fish will survive.

Customer: You must heal my fish. I will call you to see how she is. I am certain she will survive.

(It soon became clear that I should have prayed sooner, because the fish died ten minutes after the customer walked out the door.)

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