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"I was so close to gaining control of Sesshoumaru's full demonic power....and I would have succeeded if only I hadn't miscalculated Inuyasha's power."

And I would have gotten away with it too, if only it weren't for you MEDDLING KIDS!! LOL XD

When the world is getting you down

There's nobody else to blame (Way oh!)

Raise your middle finger to the sky

And curse his rotten name!

"WAIT!WHAT?!?"

LMAO!! XD

"Please, folks

May I have your attention, please?

Attention please!

I can deal with the trouble friends with the wave of my hand, this very hand!

Please observe me if you will,

I'm professor Harold Hill and I'm here

to organize a River City boys band..."

Hmm........ ROFL!! XD

"Please, folks

May I have your attention, please?

Attention please!

I can deal with the trouble friends with the wave of my hand, this very hand!

Please observe me if you will,

I'm professor Harold Hill and I'm here

to organize a River City boys band..."

Hmm........ ROFL!! XD

ROFL! I like "Cars" pretty much for Luigi and Guido, especially their epic scene in the finale!

"No,no no no no! You will have your chance Guido! You WILL have your chance."

"Guido. It's time...."

"Pit stop!"

"We don't go there. We know we're not good enough. It's like Adam Sandler doing a Holocaust movie. He makes dumb movies but he doesn't make dumb mistakes."

And Jerry Lewis has already beat him to this one anyway! Featuring clowns no less....XD

"The Day The Clown Cried"

LOL! You know what this is? The Killer Rabbit in "Monty Python and The Holy Grail"!

"The chimps are infected! They're highly contagious!"

"Infected with what?!"

"Rage!"

"What the fuck is he talkin about?! Get the cages open!" -opens cage door-

"No! No! One bite and- Stop! You've no idea!!"

(...

"Something incredible...I'll do something incredible

I want to be the Mormon who changed all of mankind (My best friend...)

It's something I've foreseen: now that I'm nineteen

I'll do something incredible that blows God's freaking mind!"

LMAO!! XD

"HELLO! WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE RELIGIONS AND HAVE A FREE BOOK WRITTEN BY JESUS?"

LMAO!!! XD

Uh, 'Behold', the Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith, 'You shall not have sex with that infant..!'

LO! Joseph said, 'Why not Lord? Huh? Why not?'

And the Lord said, 'If you lay with that infant you shall...Pghwwwww!...burn in the fiery pits of Mordor!!"

......

LMAO!! XD

"I can explain. You see, sometimes when a monster has an....extremely.....happy moment, it can appear to be like a gun going off and occasionally will cause the power to short out...."

(beat)

".........You gotta be FUCK*NG kidding me!!!!!" LMAO!! XD

No matter what version, Rooster's "Fill your hand you SON OF A BITCH!!" line is always just as truly awesome!!!

@CultureClasher

lol! It's weird you say that, because to me it was always Gene Wilder that was giving off all those creepy kinda awkward pedophile vibes....Though, not to say that Johnny Depp's Wonka wasn't a certifiably nuts weirdo in his own way....lol! XD

"Ready normal people?"

"Ready!"

"Ready!"

"Ready!"

"Let me hear it!!!!"

LMFAO!!

"Give us your money!"

"Give us your money!"

"Give us the God damn money!!"

LMAO!! XD

At first glance you'd think that with a song name like "It Sucks To Be Me", that this could well be the title of any number of emo songs out there...

Instead it's Sesame Street and WAY MORE AWESOME!!! =D

" No one's ever gone to jail! Gone to jail! Gone to jail!

Have you ever heard of anyone who's gone to jail,

Oh! 'Cause something got lost in the mail! OH!"

LMAO!

"Fuck you lady! That's what stairs are for!"

"Naraku... Is that all you have to say to me? You seem to think that I would hold back my sword for the sake of humans...I'm not nearly so sentimental!"

In this case because Rin isn't there with him this time... =D

"But together we can stand WITH L! Together, we can SURPASS L! And now, acting as one, we face the Kira who defeated L, and with solid evidence beat him at his own game! Now, let's see you try to talk your way out of this one........if you can."

Probably the most awesome quote from the entire ...

"Excellent aim Lord Sesshoumaru!!"

LMAO!! XD

SWIM sperm dog!!

"This is all your fault Sato! I don't care how depressed you were. If you'd put off killing yourself for this long, at least you could have waited until Comic Market was over!"

Yeah, Sato! You have to get your damn priorities straight, man!! LMAO! XD

"What the hell do you think you're doing?!?!"

"Just drooling all over your face!!! :D "

LMAO!! Yeah, how'd you miss that?? XD

"I know. That damn Prozac is turning me into a caring human being. And they said there would be no harmful side effects."

LOL!! I love C.C.! XD

"Ah yes, I heard! You went crackers."

LOL!! XD

"Save me! Save me!"

His tone! Lol! XD

"Eat Zabimaru!" "Swing down a spoon of soul!"

LOL! Now that's a product I would buy! XD

"NEXT!!!"

LOL! I just love her expression after that, and C.C.'s too! XD

"You could take care of my other two children..."

"....Naaahh."

LOL! XD

"What is the fork split english muffin."

"......That's absolutely right..."

LMAO!! XD.

"C.C. mummy died..."

'Huh?......What'd you get??"

"Hah! Gotcha!!"

"He used to keep me in stitches with all that "Mummy died stuff!"

LMAO!! XD

"WORK with me Sir..."

LOL!