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2:41

1 week ago

Pazuzu - Behemoth Guitar Cover

This is my cover of this awesome song from The Apostasy album

I learning the song by ear, no tabs, in C# Tuning

Sorry for the mistakes and the ba...

qadoshezkaton • 19 views

Kjalvalr commented:

Your Guitar sounds pretty bad. :/ I can't tell if the Strings are out of Tune with each other or what, but it just sounds empty.
0:09

1 week ago

How to Pronounce L'esprit de l'escalier

This video shows you how to pronounce l'esprit de l'escalier.

PronunciationManual • 41,566 views

Kjalvalr commented:

@AAAAAAAAAA42 Wait, no. No, you didn't.
1:48

1 week ago

Excuse me, Princess!

Don't ask, I just decided to combine Link's infamous catchphrase from the 1989 Zelda American cartoon into one clip. Although I was surprised how o...

kittykatstar • 2,462,617 views

Kjalvalr commented:

Writers probably thought they were funny.
1:25

1 week ago

Jacob, Get Off The Xbox 360.

Follow me on Twitter for JGOTX 4 http://www.twitter.com/lilh...

This is what halo 3, and an Xbox 360 does to little kids. I hope you enjoy this...

lilhagan • 17,433,056 views

Kjalvalr commented:

@MegaYippe No, he means all the People who disliked the Video.
8:23

2 weeks ago

Facebook Parenting: For the troubled teen.

Warning: Since this video seems to have gone crazy, I figure I'll post this notice. I'm going to read a letter my 15 year old daughter wrote. There...

alornmage • 30,084,888 views

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1:43

2 weeks ago

El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron: Official Trailer

The fate of humanity hangs in the balance in the new video game El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron. Check out this trailer from E3 2011.

IGN's...

IGNentertainment • 66,905 views

Kjalvalr commented:

@Suizanagi Seriously. She can't even make a good Song, and that's what she's known for.
3:25

1 month ago

Hand To Mouth - Ramen

"When You Can Only Afford The Internet"

Created by: Marque Franklin-Williams, James Ashby, Zach Weiner

Written by: Marque Franklin-Williams

Starri...

Hand2MouthShow • 8,462 views

Kjalvalr commented:

What I like to do is dump in the entire flavour packet and then just shit out the extra sodium, cunts. :D
5:17

2 months ago

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World-Funniest Lines

http://www.movieparliament....

MikeDaltonVids • 56,107 views

Kjalvalr commented:

@flair541 Incorrigible.
2:34

3 months ago

Crazy lady on the 4 train

crazy lady on the 4 train going to brooklyn bridge.. first part is audio but 2nd half i get her face, didnt want her going crazy on me lol. I guess...

bishop89 • 399,629 views

Kjalvalr commented:

I liked the part where she said that her mother's a bitch.
9:41

3 months ago

Top 10 movie mistakes

Subscribe for more videos like this.

TheRandomvideos786 • 2,903,303 views

Kjalvalr commented:

Other mistakes include 0:17-0:21, 0:32, and 0:42.
3:56

4 months ago

Singing And Playing Guitar Death Metal Lesson

James Malone from the metal band, Arsis, talks about singing and playing guitar. He gives performance advice as well as examples of how to sing ove...

JamPlayDotCom • 74,074 views

Kjalvalr commented:

@LiamMcRaeMusic Yeah. It's just way simpler to always refer to something in standard Tuning rather than remembering what Tuning you're in and modulating everything. Plus, that makes it easier for People who are used to standard Tuning to go to the right Spot.
4:20

4 months ago

Gary Busey is BULLETPROOF!

Re-edit of the opening of this ridiculous Gary Busey 80s action movie, cut to an even more ridiculous 4 minutes and 20 seconds.

WSW55 • 338,341 views

Kjalvalr commented:

Looping 3:05-3:15 for forty seconds was just fucking stupid.
10:00

5 months ago

The Voices of (The Simpsons) (Part 4 of 5) (All parts on YouTube)

The Voices of (The Simpsons) (Part 4 of 5)

Due to Copyright by FOX The Simpson's clips were blured.. Sorry

bad0or • 626,317 views

Kjalvalr commented:

@LukesShorts

But they never showed her Face while she was doing the Voices like they did almost everyone else.
0:12

5 months ago

Cthulhu R'lyeh

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

http://www.dagonbytes.com/t......

jasonwharton • 15,316 views

Kjalvalr commented:

Ywaq maq oou; ywaq maq ssaggh. Ywaq ma shg'fhn.
4:37

5 months ago

Usain Bolt - The Fastest Man on Earth

(i dont own anything)

im huge on track, sprints more so

so i thought i would just make this little video one day

FrostiFilmz • 27,126 views

Kjalvalr commented:

@Cluaran2 They're good at sprinting because their centre of gravity is generally high, which helps forward momentum when leaning forward to run, but makes them bad swimmers.
2:39

5 months ago

World of Warcraft: Rise of the Zandalari - Patch 4.1 Trailer (HD 720p)

Twitter: http://twitter.com/Ve3tro

Name: World of Warcraft: Rise of the Zandalari

Release Date: April 27, 2011

Platform(s): PC

Publisher(s): Blizza...

Ve3troGamesMedia • 33,647 views

Kjalvalr commented:

Ads four minutes long? Really?
4:18

5 months ago

Why i hate and love Skaters.

Skaters fail or win? I can't decide. http://www.robbaz.com cheers goonskate

Robbaz • 931,119 views

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7:30

5 months ago

Amv Hell 5: Part 7 (HD)

PArt 8: http://www.youtube.com/watc...

So many parts

So little pants

DemonTools777 • 74,012 views

Kjalvalr commented:

People can stop replying to SutaSafaia. It's been answered over five Times already by People not bothering to check.
4:41

5 months ago

Red Light In My Eyes Part 1

Playing the Children Of Bodom song Red Light In My Eyes Part 1.

RedSGShredder • 17,181 views

Kjalvalr commented:

Actually my first year of playing guitar, I took Lessons. I stopped because I started college. I've been playing for three years and can play this. If I had the money, I would take up lessons again because there's always something to learn.
2:59

5 months ago

Caramelldansen - Original Video (Speedycake remix)

for better quality - http://www.youtube.com/watc...

YES I KNOW IT'S SWEDISH, I'M SWEDISH MYSELF AND I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING T...

NickiSwe95 • 810,758 views

Kjalvalr commented:

@CuteLass1992 Never said that I was going to do anything. But since you ask, I recommend you see a psychiatrist about that inferiority complex you've got going on there.
1:44

6 months ago

Eduard Trololo Khil address to the people of the world!

http://www.youtube.com/watc... - Trololo-1984 (speedy, with brave orchestra)

Eduard Khil suggests writing lyrics for Trololo!

Source...

DileSoft • 1,553,552 views

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3:41

6 months ago

The Five Guys That Want To Get In Your ...

Let me slap you with a disclaimer.... /SLAP!

Actually on second thought, let me NOT... Every girl goes through this... EVERY GIRL... and some guys ...

AprilEfff • 4,637 views

Kjalvalr commented:

@AprilEfff More like reverse undercover butt Lover. :3
0:31

6 months ago

Small Cute Kitten

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• WEBSITE:

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• T-SHIRTS...

N3OS3R • 22,245,719 views

Kjalvalr commented:

My Brain explode into Candy.
0:52

6 months ago

Alaskan Klee Kai Puppy Freaks Out Over Lime

Rawrrr too sour! Kiwi the Alaskan Klee Kai goes crazy over this lime. Kiwi is 12 weeks in this video, and she is just a joy to everyone around her....

Kleessentials • 1,217,849 views

Kjalvalr commented:

I think you mean break dance, not dance break.
9:18

7 months ago

The Champ (1979) - Champ's Death & Final .....

The Champ (1979)

Jon Voight&Ricky Schroder&Faye Dunaway

I don't own any copyright!

mellow0w • 359,747 views

Kjalvalr commented:

I think that to actually cry at this Scene, you would have to watch the entire Film. Otherwise you don't know the Characters, there's no getting attached to them. Fuck 'em.
2:56

7 months ago

children of bodom

children of bodom play they're axes together.

song name- Four Season summer by Antonio Vivaldi

soliddanjc • 5,703,810 views

Kjalvalr commented:

@turbonorsking Violin...

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