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KingSmegmaMusic uploaded a new video
(3 months ago)
...So we fucked up once or twice....
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KingSmegmaMusic uploaded a new video
(3 months ago)
Our Drunk Fresher Song :) - (Lyrics Below) Not our best version, Too inebriated!! ;) Will Re-record and post :) HOWEVER:
Riding up in cold September...
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Our Drunk Fresher Song :) - (Lyrics Below) Not our best version, Too inebriated!! ;) Will Re-record and post :) HOWEVER:
Riding up in cold September
Empty halls to move into
Freshers Fayre is on the way
Hoping that I will get Laid
There are many people I would
Love to stick my Penis into
The club walk here is full of gash;
Student Loan my source of cash
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Saturdays, Union is our venue
Carling, Snakebite, Jagermeister
Stumbling home is such a Chore
...So I'll have one more
Once again we're playing touchcup
Waiting till the bars are shut
Tried to get on the pussy wagon
Ruined it with a chunder dragon - (Roarrrrr)
Chorus
I'mmmmm - a drunk - fresher
(Drunk beyond my understand, Yet I am the last one standing)
X3
Waking up so hungover
Refusing to get out of bed
Timetable says I'm in for 9
It's Just one Lecture - I'll be fine
Going through the events of last night
Why are my arms all covered in stamps
Shouldn't have finished my night at kens
My face was raped by marker pens
Damn those girls on the aerobic social
they told me it was just one bar
I fingered one in fancy dress
I told my mate he's well impressed
He's a good man, he winged her fat friend
I was quick to call on Dibs
My chat up lines oh discrace
That's when big Tits punched my face!!!
Chorus
-Monologue-
Now Kids, Let me tell you a little something about university - You might think it's about sex, drugs, Blowing your loan with no consideration for the state of your well being - And it mostly is. You are NOT a flesh bodied person with emptiness pockets - You need Rules - Order - And so Devised by king smegma are a few simple tips:
Monday is Vodka Day, one Shot
Tuesday is whiskey day - Two shots
Wednesday is Rum day - Three shots
Thursdays the day you gotta do some work! .... (Lol)
Thursday is jager day - 4 shots
Friday sambuca day - 5 shots
Saturday - You gotta do it all
Sundays a special day
(Why's that)
A very very special day
(why's that)
It's gonna Put a smile on your face
'cause the girl from the other night
(who's that)
The one who was really tight
(Oh that)
She's coming - over to my place
And i'm gonna get Laiiiiiid
*high 5*
- But Dude....She was a heffer.
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KingSmegmaMusic uploaded a new video
(3 months ago)
This is a song about our friend Jazz.
She Is a Whore. Lyrics:
This, Is a song, About my friend called Jazz;
She met a boy at a party, he was from Aus...
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This is a song about our friend Jazz.
She Is a Whore. Lyrics:
This, Is a song, About my friend called Jazz;
She met a boy at a party, he was from Australia...
No. ... I meant New Zealand
She met a boy...From New Zealand, And then this is what she said:
I want you on the floor,
I want you up the door,
I want more more more more more more
I'll Show you my tits, then I'll show you my Clit,
So Just fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck it,
But NO....no...He asked her the way
He said, do I, do I have to pay?
And she said no - Just Touchhhh me...
And he said okay...
Touuuuu-oooooouch - Meeeee-EEEE
Then I'm gonna pass this Shit to my friend Ayden, He's gonna start with one word that Jazz Knows Well:
And It was....
Oh Fuck It...Cba Writing the rest of it ;) x
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KingSmegmaMusic uploaded a new video
(3 months ago)
2nd Song - My porno Woman :D (So Classy) Lyrics:
She ain't Debbie Does Dallas
She'll Ride on a Phallas
She's a Diamond of the Computer Screen
She Ride...
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2nd Song - My porno Woman :D (So Classy) Lyrics:
She ain't Debbie Does Dallas
She'll Ride on a Phallas
She's a Diamond of the Computer Screen
She Rides Like an angel,
She ain't always Clean,
Sometimes I wish she'd bring out movies I hadn't already seen.
If Only This could be Real life
I'd Take her away as my wife
I'd touch her all day, and all night
I'm the only Guy that would treat her right...
Chorus:
She's my porno Woman,
She's my porno Woman,
She's my porno Woman,
She's Gonna Make me Cum!
No, There isn't an Issue,
As I wipe With my Tissue
She Just Smiles and Carries On
She Don't Like the condom
She Grinds on my hard on
Cowgirl is her style!
They call her big easy
They call her so sleazy
The names go on and on
But to Me she's Madonna with a nicer pair on her
Oh How she makes me hard!
-Chorus-
Oh, She comes all day,
She comes all night
If the internet is there,
She'll have no underwear
She can be Blonde or Brunette
Dripping Wet
She'll Moan and scream
Just Like the Dreams!
Oh, Doggy Style,
69
Whatever you choose
That it fine
Teen or Granny
Landing strip fanny
Internet Porn
We want more!
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AWESOME
Rock on!!
thx :D