My grandpa once told me this before I came to California, "You are so lowly that you bow down before infidels, no wonder people hate you, you're a vain miserable alien who is the child of the the three-toed misguided evangelist and the whoring numskull."

And before that I asked him if I would ever find the right girl for me and he responded, "Your significant other is a cat harassing arrogant pedophile who seduces the two bit pantaloon and the libelous corpse."

He was a good man, God bless his soul.


I don't give a damn Bud, Rebelution is a good band (Thanks Richy you're pal).

I'm awesome, cool, and most of all an individual.