KingJaredoftheLand

An ancient Chinese proverb follows, "A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers."

That has virtually nothing to do with the fact that I like to make YouTube videos.

I often do vlogs or animations, or mix them both together for the general enjoyment of small orphans who sit in rafters of wooden buildings hiding from nuns who hang like bats on a pole in a sea full of love letters directed to British rock stars, thinking up poems and musing on the fate of wise old women who sit in caves upon crests of hay praying for their loved ones who are dying in earthquakes and scoring Rubix Cube world records and getting on David Letterman, who turns into a clown and throws bombs at the audience and causes a huge ruccus as the President flees out the backdoor wishing he hadn't been invited and flying in a hot air balloon to a cloud so he can finally get some sleep until the cloud drops him below and he falls to the earth and lands on a plane which bears several lepers who go skydiving into a volcano and land on the lava but are saved at the last second by a man in a cape who disappears and emerges from a manhole in Manhattan and plays a gig at a bar but loses a bet over an ostrich race and gets chased into a bus which veers off the road and rides into a lake and sinks to the mermaid kingdom which alerts its warriors and initiates a war to be told by all nations as an example of excellent diplomacy, forging a split in the kingdom but is swallowed by a whale who regurgitates them on a desert island which is inhabited by eskimos who are trapped in their suits and can't escape and die of exhaustion and whose corpses are carried by eagles to Hawaii to distract the surfers from winning the competition who wonder for years afterward how life could be different if only they'd achieved their goals and teach their children to not even try because failing is too painful and so a whole generation does nothing except sit in front of the air conditioner eating pieces of jigsaw puzzles.

I hope you enjoy them too.

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I'm also on twitbiscuit because it gives you face candy:
http://twitter.com/KingJoftheL

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