King Camouflage

A self appointed 3 Star General. A veteran of many conflicts. A survivor..

This isn't about the man in the fight, but the fight in the man. Which is of course all complete hogwash. I am no longer in the military and perhaps never was, it matters not. I love the music, especially soppy stuff. I like to suck the moisture from ducks and cook on an open fire. My parents were Trolls and I was born under a bridge. My middle name is 'The' and I once rode a swan across the Thames in complete darkness.

I could tell you more, but then I'd have to kill you (or at least send you to the gulf of mexico to spend time in a U.S. Military Hotel)

I love to knit sandbags and paint civilian vehicles with the latest displacement patterns, I am just a regular guy..

If there is anything you want to know about camouflage, outdoor meals, woodland nutrition, arctic survival, jungle warfare, interogation techniques or anything to do with Dolly Parton, then ask away..

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