About this user
Welp, it goes like this.
I was walkin into a bar right? And some flamboyant cheesecake in a dress told me "Hey Mac, you gotta minute?". So I smacked him with my sweaty dildo and told him to back off or I'd give him a Polish Bikeride. He started crying, ran off, and I giggled like a chubby school girl.
So skipping along with my heterosexual lifemates John & Alex, I stumbled upon a Genie's Lamp that could magically make people really really gay, and discovering that I wasn't gay enough, I immediately accepted and the Genie proceeded to making me a My space account, boosting my gay rating 7 points.
So, with my myspace account, I happily proceeded to jumping into the air "Wtf!!!1 OMG!!!! Lmfao!!!! Roflllzz!!!". But then John & Alex journeyed into the realm of the peace pipe to forever party & get layed amongst the peaceful native american tribe of the Wawafuckems.
So, as you can guess, I was very sad. But, I still had my sweaty dildo, which with a magical rub, attracted many Pikachus. The Pikachus fought many battles with many irrelevant foes (Especially those f***ing orange Ninjas from Naruto), until that asshole Ash Ketchum came along and peed in my mouth.
Very displeased, I got in my space ship and ran him the fuck over. Blah Blah. Italians.
I dont know where im going with this but Im just gonna end it with yes, in many other words, this story is true and has happened in my life. However, none of the words I have used are correct. FIGURE IT OUT!
Hometown
Levittown
Country
United States
Occupation
Construction
Companies
:)
Interests
Movies/Video Games, Music, Comics, Sushi, Sun Chips, Anime/Manga, etc
