Passover goes Hip Hop in JibJab's illin'est music video! Just because you don't recognize
Passover goes Hip Hop in JibJab's illin'est music video! Just because you don't recognize Jesus as your personal savior doesn't mean you don't recognize phat rhyme when you hear it. L'chaim, G-money!
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How to make a push-up a never-ending, total body exercise for fat loss and lean muscle gai
How to make a push-up a never-ending, total body exercise for fat loss and lean muscle gain!
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Post-Passover musical greeting!
A musical performance by Miche
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Post-Passover musical greeting!
A musical performance by Michelle Citrin and William Levin
LYRICS:
Passover's over, and wouldn't it be neat
if you could use all the matzah that you didn't eat?
1. Catch it like a Frisbee with your friends in the park, or you could
2. jump in the water and pretend you're a shark
3. You can make a matzah pick and play the guitar, and you can
4. make a matzah license plate for your car
5. Use it as a coaster when you're drinking a beer, and
6. Throw it as confetti for a happy new year
7. INSULATE
8. DECORATE
9. EXFOLIATE
10. CONSTIPATE?
Passover's over, and wouldn't it be neat
if you could use all the matzah that you didn't eat
11. Crumble up some matzah to line your hamster cage
12. or you can use it as a bookmark to hold your page
13. Break a stack of matzah when you practice your karate
14. build a matzah dog house for your doggy named Scottie
15. Make a little matzah boat and wave it goodbye,
16. or make a pair of matzah wings and learn how to fly
17. Wear some matzah jewelry
18. Make a picture frame for me
19. Have a drink of matzah tea
20. Matzah's all that I can see!
There's just one more thing to do with unleavened bread
... you can eat it ... cuz it ain't all that bad.
Lyrics by William Levin and Michelle Citrin
Composed by William Levin
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Craig Ballantyne from Tur
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Craig Ballantyne from Turbulence Training and TTMembers shows us how to strengthen and condition our glutes with bodyweight exercises.
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Whoever originally put this video together did a great job, but the audio was out of sync
Whoever originally put this video together did a great job, but the audio was out of sync, so I fixed that, and changed a few slides, so I hope y'all like it. It's a modern classic by the great Tom Lehrer.
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Johnny's biscuit rap from "Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps"
Lyrics:
Becaus
Johnny's biscuit rap from "Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps"
Lyrics:
Because Because
Cos you could keep any bitch like I'm a rich tea
Which tea?
I tell you I'm a Junkie a flunkie,
Cruising my ass with the orio,
Don't need a ho.
Got my Garibaldi, not Barlow he's gone now.
I need a Kit Kat,
When the rhymes fat,
With the beat I can't cheat,
Can a biscuit cheat like a mother,
HELL NO!
But Johnny don't you know ohh oh
Don't be fooled when you dip'em in your tea,
They're not, they're not gonna make you happy,
I got my lovely crunchy biscuits,
Hell I'm gonna say it again in case you missed it,
I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit,
I ain't gunna change so don't try to twist it.
Don't be fooled when you dip'em in your tea,
They're not good enough for you and me,
I aint gonna go and have a roll in the hay,
No way, I'll have a fig roll,
You dig bro,
Don't wanna go out having fun,
I stay at one with the borbon,
A hob nob that's the only dog I'm dipping,
I ain't flippin, wanna cookie?
You be tripping.
The ho's say
'try my choc chip treats.'
That ain't sweet,
I ain't no piece of meat,
I want wafer,
You been away for a night,
With a she-dog,
You want a biscuit,
BUT DOG DONT GOT NONE NO!
Don't be fooled when you dip'em in you tea,
Even though they're nice and crunchy hush up bitch!
I got my lovely crunchy biscuits,
Hell I'm gonna say it again,
In case you missed it,
I ain't dunking a girl like a biscuit,
I ain't gunna change so don't try to twist it.
HELL NO
Can you see the philosophy,
Of the desire,
That these biscuits,
They can cause in me,
And my soul will ever be entwined,
With the hole left,
When a mother however fine,
Tries to share my life,
With my biccy time.
Don't be fooled when you dip'em in your tea,
They're not, they're not gonna make you happy,
I got my lovely, crunchy biscuits,
Hell I'm gonna say it again in case you missed it,
I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit,
Never gonna change so don't try to twist it.
I got my lovely, crunchy biscuits,
Hell I'll say it once more in case you missed it,
I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit,
Never gonna change so don't try to twist it.
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