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Machinima videos Will appear around CHRISTMAS 2011
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of the human race? It is these very questions that have baffled the human mind for centuries. If they are sentient,
then what do they eat? Well these questions are answered right below in the... GINGER ATTACK SURVIVAL GUIDE!
Chapter 1. Seeing a ginger:
If you see a ginger DO NOT PANIC it will most likely not sense you unless you move. In which case it will
harmlessy wander off. THIS IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY AT NIGHT. As it will hunt you down with at least
ten other's of its kind. Please note that once it finds you. You become one of them.
Chapter 2. Becoming a ginger
The gingers will converge on you and by the time they have sexually violated you you will be growing Ginger
pubic hair (The name is debatable seeing as it is confirmed that gingers lack a penis, vagina and/or mangina)
Ginger facial hair, and of course your skin will turn white and as pale as a ghost. You will also Grow ginger
hair and freckles will appear within the first Two days of contracting Gingervitus.
Congratulation's, you have contracted the venomous STD known as: Gingervitus.
Chapter 3. Curing your gingervitus.
Like Special need's (See SPEC. NEEDS, A SURVIVAL GUIDE.) (Coming soon)
The only known cure is death. Dial 999 (UK) or 911 (US) and tell them that you need immediate
euthinization. If you tell them of your "Condition" they will have you put down quickly and effectively.
Chapter 4. Stages of Gingervitus.
Stage 1. You grow ginger hair and get freckles and pale skin. YOU ARE A GINGER.
Stage 2. You have a strange feeling, dont worry. This is your penis dying. You no longer have blood, well you
do. But only a tiny amount.
Stage 3. You feel needs to have glasses. (Congratulations. You are a glasses clone)
Stage 4. You feel an urge for souls. You cannot help but try to eat your work colleagues, friends, relatives, and
classmates.
Stage 5. You are uncontrollable. To survive until now you must of consumed at least Five people. you babble like
a madman and mutter "Souls" "SOULSSSSSS" there is nothing you can do.
Chapter 5. Q&A And Farewell
Q: Are ginger's sentient?
A: Quite simply no. By stage four your brain is completely dead.
Q: Do ginger's have souls?
A: Dont be stupid you know they dont.
Q: What are some famous gingers?
A: Well there aren't any. Apart from Ron howard that is.
Q: Can i join the (Anti Ginger Team)
A: Ah, so you wish to exterminate* gingers? Good choice. We will call for you if you need to be recruited.
*Milo Mortimer does not condone mass genocide. (Or do i?) No mass genocide is bad. Against people like gingers however it is fine.
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