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Hope Davy Jones is finding Rock N' Roll Heaven as much fun as we found him..."When shall come such another?"

This brings back fond memories of the Sports Illustrated Swimwear Issue before it turned into the Body Paint and Occasional Bikini Issue. These days, if you want easy access to a one-piece bathing suit, you gotta be a gymnast or an ice-skater or a lifeguard. At least the Miss America, Miss Univer...

So who are those kids with him? His own?

Paging John Moschitta!

I wonder who scripted these micro machines commercials, and what they looked like on paper? Moreover, I miss John M's micro machine man a lot; I'm sorry they couldn't even get a decent successor, like Jenna Von Oy from Blossom. She's a pretty fast talker herself!

I remember that John Moschitta Jr. (the Micro Machine Man) was credited in The Guinness Book of World Records as the World's Fastest Talker, with the ability to articulate 586 words per minute. I wonder how many wpm Jenna can articulate? Has she ever been clocked?

Gosh, if he's slowed down over the years (must've burned himself out or something), I guess they'll have to recruit a new spokeperson for Micro Machines. How about Jenna Von Oy ("Six" from BLOSSOM)? She talks pretty fast herself.

If they couldn't get John "Blurr" Moschitta for this, they should have hired Jenna "Six" Von Oy; I've heard how fast she can talk, and I think she'd be an ideal "Micro Machine Lady." Does anybody else believe so?

I have three questions:

1) Is that really John Moschitta III (or whatever his son's name is)?

2) What does the script from this commercial look like?

3) MM commercials haven't been the same since JM Jr. last did them. Has Galoob ever thought about hiring Jenna "Six" Von Oy as a successor? She'...

Try to imagine this movie with Andrew Dice Clay as Spartan, and Ice-T as Phoenix. Funny, huh? Even funnier...try to imagine NWA's classic 1-900-2-compton sketch with the VMS machine going off. I wonder...Could we actually do that here on YouTube?

2) Shawnee's character was heavily advertised as "feisty and plucky," a "mucho grit and valor" type, yet she keeps getting eclipsed by Kevin Dillon's character throughout the movie, which is a real cheat. They even demote her from a "female Rambo" to a damsel in mid-scene...when she's already bee...

This, I believe, is THE GREAT VEGETABLE REBELLION...one of those rare occasions when Judy (as opposed to the Robot, Doctor Smith, or Penny) got to tag along and help Will save the day. She didn't do a bad job of it, either! Personally, I would have liked to see Marta Kristen play "Emily" in SCHIN...

Where are these clips from besides Power Rangers? Are they all from the Fearless tv series? Some look familiar.

I'm surprised they didn't tack this music video onto the end of the STREETS OF FIRE homevid...or did they?

Also, does anybody besides me think it would be fun to see footage from the NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET movies set to this tune? Or has that been done already? Thanks for your feedback!

What if you just bring in Tonto, Tarzan, Mr. Miyagi, Cookie Monster and Frankenstein to perform the title tune? (Remember SNL's "As World Turn"?) It'd be worth it, I think, just to hear Frankenstein sing "GOOOO, SPEEEEED RACERRRR, GOOOOOOO!"

Here him come, here come Speed Racer; him demon on wheels

Him demon and him chase after someone

Him gain so better look alive; him busy rev up powerful Mach 5

And when odds against and there dangerous work to do, you bet life Speed Racer see through

Him come fly as him gun car around track; him j...

I see why they call this ride "Insanity"...people actually pay to ride THAT!?

It was sexier when she actually wore the suit and just the suit; we never even got a good look at her in it!

Is this the same Chris Collet who was in FIRSTBORN, THE MANHATTAN PROJECT, PRAYER OF THE ROLLERBOYS, RIGHT TO KILL and SLEEPAWAY CAMP? I know his family is French as well.

"The Ten Commandments According To Karr," Still Continued...

9. There's no tale-telling or gossip. Any man telling tales or gossiping spends a Night in the Box.

10. There's no hankering for another man's stuff. Any man who hankers for another man's stuff spends a Night in the Box.

If you lik...

You didn't even mention it's the main title tune from COP AND A HALF!

Wasn't Jamison a member of Survivor? And is this the OFFICIAL music video? Sorry, I just had to ask.

This girl does a great job in the video. What's her name?

So who's the "golden girl" in this one? Anybody we know?

This is fine music, whether it's Clayderman or Vangelis. Speaking of power sports, I always wondered how freerunning footage would look set to this tune...?

I read that his life was taken by a mental disorder similar to the one which nearly destroyed Britney Spears. If only he could have gotten help like she did!

Very nicely done.

It's always fun watching the Song Girls get their uniforms wet. That's why I'm such a fan of Swim With Mike.

You know what would look great set to this theme music? Free-running footage...like from the Tempest Academy! Assuming that hasn't been done already.

I wonder what this would look like, assuming it hasn't been done...let's say you took clips from BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, edited them together and set them to MACGYVER's theme music - Voila! A new opening credit sequence for BTVS. How's that sound to everyone?

Have you considered setting a bunch of free-running clips to this music? Or perhaps STAR WARS battles? I don't think that's been done yet, not with DELTA FORCE music.

Nice vid. I would love to see stuff like this set to Alan Silvestri's DELTA FORCE theme, if it hasn't been done already. I just think the action and music would enhance each other very nicely.

Nice - I wonder if there's any good free-running footage set to this song? It would surely be apt!

The song sells itself - and the bathing beauties are icing on the cake!

I just had another thought: How about footage from CRASH N' BURN (remember that game?) set to the GALAXY RANGERS music? Has that been done yet?