Im gonna take the picture,"Say wong", "wooong"!!

Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.

I like my whisky old and my women young.

Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one.

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
I hope life isnt a joke, because I dont get it.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Im knot a blonde! Im knot, Im knot, Im knot!

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say Are you gonna drink that?

All people have the right to stupidity but wong abuses the privilege.

Cians in the wong room!

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