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MY BACK-UP PAGE (it's VERY important you add this one, for cereal): http://www.youtube.com/kend...

ADD MY FACEBOOK (it's not my real life one, but it's for me to chat with my friends/fans :D)
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MY FAN FICTION (I write for Jokachel and lots of other crap *I'se so eloquents!*):

http://www.fanfiction.net/u...

and

http://www.fanfiction.net/u...

MY DEVIANTART (I draw mostly Batman stuff on there):
http://blood-and-lust-87.de...

-M: If you don't look at a guy's schlong, you'll hurt them. Me: Well, only if you yank. M: Yank 'em like a bell! Me: I don't think they'd go ding-dong-ding-dong! M: Yeah, they'd go (Big Ben tune) Damn, fuck, shit, ow!
-(Maddie) UNHAND me! (David) Well I'll try, but I don't think they'll come off.
-(Maddie) I was not born yesterday! (David) It's true, I had lunch with her yesterday; if she'd have been born, I think I would've noticed.
-If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

~*~Pairings I created (as far as I know) or just plain ship~*~
CREATED
-Joker x Rachel: I wrote the first JxR fic (opening weekend), so as far as I'm concerned, that means I created it. Tah-daaah!
-Joker x Belle (my brother and his gf inspired this for me, believe it or not :P)
Joker x Belle (OUAT)
Belle x Rumpelstiltskin
Emma x Rumpelstiltskin
Katrina (Sleepy Hollow) x Rumpelstiltskin
-Tate Langdon x Harley Quinn (Brittany Murphy)
-Joker x Nina Sayers
-Joker x Babydoll
-Crane x Babydoll
Joker x Lucy (Sleeping Beauty 2011)
-Joker x Holli Would
-Joker x Pepper Potts
-Batman x Holli Would
-Joker x Ivy (Nicole Kidman)
-Joker x Ivy (Evan Rachel Wood)
-Joker x Harley (Reese Witherspoon)
-Joker x Harley (Emily Browning)
-Joker (BTAS) x Andrea Beaumont
-Joker x Amber Sweet
-Prince Naveen x Anya (Anastasia)
-Joker x Selina Kyle [Becki Newton]
-Joker x Black Cat
-Joker x Anna Ramirez
-Ralph de Bricassart x Meggie Cleary [using Heath Ledger & Keira Knightley]
-Crane x Harley (Nolanverse)
-Erik x Satine
-Erik x Roxie Hart
-Ruber x Elsa (for EvilVillainsStudios)
-Blue x Kiba
-Tsume x Cher
-Cher x Darcia
-Eric Draven x Nancy Callahan
-Tyler Durden x Harley Quinn

JUST PLAIN SHIP
-Emma Swan x Mr. Gold
-Belle x Rumpelstiltskin
-Spike x Faye
-Batman x Harley
-Kate x Sawyer
-Claire x Charlie
-Claire x Sawyer
-Hige x Blue
-Erik x Christine
-Erik x Meg
-Joker x Ivy (BTAS)
-Dimitri x Belle
-Dimitri x Cinderella
-Phoebus x Belle
-Phoebus x Anya
-Harley x Ivy
-Rapunzel x Flynn
-Willie x Maggie
-Tim Shaw x Rachel Drummond
-Carolyn x Joe
-Barnabas x Angelique
-Barnabas x Josette (Revival version only)

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