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American: (Sings song)

Asian: Wtf is wrong with the lyrics? Fast car? Not proving anything? To see what it means to be living? Quit school? Buy a house? This song is fked up.

I bought Axe and used it the whole of last week, but not even a b00bless chick approached me. This video is f@#king fake. Use Nivea instead; axe makes you smell like a f@#king loser who depends on a f@#king deadorant for chicks. Grow a pair Axe users! Grow a pair!

Why does Youtube allow guys' chest to be shown but not women's? These women keep on asking for equal rights when we are the ones being discriminated! I demand respect and equality. If you don't allow girls' b00bs to be shown, don't show guys' as well. That's equal rights.

Linis ng mukha ah. =)

His helmet looks like bunny ears to me.

How many times do i have to tell you that i don't sell grapes?!!??! Now get lost!

I thought the guy with sunglasses at 0:40 was Simon Cowell.

Captain America and Spiderman, epic.

It's blood from my forehead when i f**cked my sh**t up.

As the axle of the ATP synthase turns around, a phosphate group bonds with the ADP forming ATP. Where does the matrix or the ATP synthase get the ADPs necessary for this process to take place? Is there like a pool of ADPs, FADs and NAD+s in the matrix of the mitochondria?

That would make a good pen commercial.

The person in pink pants at 0:31 looks like Michael Jackson.

Here in the Philippines, people do this at like 30 with parents' consent still...

@MrRichy96 But if some1 causes delay in your line, you will be stucked. With the help of the one line thing, your line will only go slower, but it won't stop unless all 3 cashiers get stucked.

Who's going to receive the 50M reward?

@BrianZuk You'e the only youtube guy i would say good job to for posting pics on Youtube. Gj.

The lion thought he was a warthog. It sure thought twice before attacking.

There are only 3 reasons why i clicked this video and hoped to see a real dead alien.

1. It's in the frontpage of youtube.

2. I saw the word Russia.

3. I believe in Aliens.

@RayWilliamJohnson - This bee mascot owns that android one. Watch how he does the bieber moves. watch?v=X4IQhnb2VfI

To all the BS talking about how much the people in Africa need food, read Binyavanga Wainaina's “How to Write about Africa”. - There are needy people everywhere so stop talking like Africa's the only place with them.

The Militay is spending too much on those food. Just put a cheese burger meal from MacDonalds inside, it would last as long.

I saw Justin Bieber...

Now i have a good excuse whenever my mom catches me mastooorb@t1ng. - "I'm just performing a testicular cancer self exam mommy."

If i can't watch porn in Youtube, then i'll do it with this instead.

They don't have P0rn in Youtube, so i guess this is good enough.

The narrator sounds like Francis from cooking with dog.

Arial is easier to read, but i won't get an Arial tatoo myself...

So that will be 50M times 2 times 2 times 2 times 2 times 2 times 2 times 2.......until you're out.