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He's been grounded, paddled, attacked by a dog, tazed, shoved into a pool, had his car taken away, pushed off a boat, and humiliated over and over on the internet, and he still doesn't learn to keep his loud, annoying face shut.

Well, they say dogs can sense evil.

"OW! Frickin thing landed on me! OOOOW!"

The thing in question being made of foam, I am forced to conclude Stephen is a huge pussy.

I like how he's surprised that it hurts. Did he think that tattoos were applied with magic fairy dust?

I laughed right out loud when Jack came around the corner and Stephen was wearing a complete chef outfit like he's on a cooking show.

"Everybody who rides the bus is nasty!"

"Well you're nasty."

I love their dad.

Further proof that Stephen has no soul: he hates kittens.

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If your bed, jacket, or couch have a noticably funky smell, I think you may have a disease.

“I can’t be with someone if I don’t respect what they do.”

“You’re a mask salesman!”

@Hollistermodel96 That's his ex-wife. She's banging on the door while he's in the shower. Why did you think his voice was muffled?

@MrMrCameron I'm gonna venture a guess and say that cats don't like having a lunatic screaming in their faces.

How is this funny? You waste your money and get ice cream all over yourself so someone will look at you like you're a retard. This is the stupidest meme yet.

I will never get another boner again thanks to this video.

Okay, I was skeptical that this movie was gonna be any good, but this does look pretty impressive.

@MetalPatrick93 I agree. Everyone's got a favourite Doctor, but you have to like the character more than the actor who plays him, or else you're not gonna enjoy the show as much. And you're gonna annoy people who do like the character more when you complain about an actor you don't like.

@Pyramidtank The Funkapotamus?

I have the weirdest boner.

I think I'll go watch Network.

If I had a time machine the first thing I'd do is go back to the 70s and stop those assholes at the BBC from wiping those Doctor Who reels. Yes, I have actually thought about this before.

This kinda makes me want to go to Japan. I'm not entirely sure why.

@mightyshockwave Fuck you.

I started out on a Kids in the Hall video and somehow I ended up here.

There's nothing as hilarious as goddamn cricket.

@yayme22100 I don't know but it made me laugh. Now I feel like going up to people who are talking and saying, ''You don't know how bad my leg hurts I just sprained it literally I did.' and then walking away.

What do you do when you take off a chunk with the spoon? Do you just go 'OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM' and drop it into the garbage over and over until it's gone?

Are kids really supposed to make this stuff? Cause I have a feeling most kids wouldn't have the patience or the dexterity for this.

Here's a couple of phrases for your consideration:

'I wanna fuck your tits off.' and 'I'm gonna pound the farts out of you.'

Both great phrases to use during foreplay.

Video games are all completely designed and tested by two people sitting in a hallway.

I can guess your phone number, but you have to type in your phone number for it to work. Yeah, real magical.

@WhitusFoggs I want to aircraft carrier her.

I did the same thing in the 7th grade, and I got an A. And when the teacher handed back the projects he told the whole class how good mine was.

That's how awesome Beck is. All likes, no dislikes.

Umm, this isn't an alternate ending. It's just one of the many ways you can die. By this logic, any time you die it's an alternate ending.

On the plus side, these kids pretty much have clearance to do whatever the fuck they want for the rest of their lives without scolding or judgement from their parents.

"Yes mom, I smoke pot. You want to ground me? Oh hey, remember the time you LICKED THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE G...

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I dunno what's sadder. That I watched this video, or that you made it.