The background is a favorite pic of Roger. The song is a great parody which is in my opinion, a must for any fan of The Office.

Sayings To Live By:

God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.

It's like, why are we so amazing?

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

Friends don't let friends do stupid things. . .alone.

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

Scream like a physco, dance like an idiot, and party like a rockstar.

Laugh more, gripe less, ignore critics, say yes, order dessert, love life.

Life is all about ass. You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or living with one.

To the world, he's one person, to one person, he's the world.

If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Arms are for hugging. Boys are for kissing. Sluts are for dissing. And best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slut and all you really need is a hug.

Her favorite song will say more about her then her mouth ever will.

Stop trying to fix me. I'm not broken.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

92% of the young population has moved down to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8% that still headbang and love rock then put this on your site!
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You say 50Cent - I Say The Beatles
You say Britney - I say Queen
You say Miley Cyrus - I say Rolling Stones
You say T-Pain - I say The Who
You say Shakira - I say Aerosmith
You say Hip Hop - i say Jimi Hendrix
You say R&B - I scream Classic Rock
You say Rihanna - I say Guns n Roses
You say Timberlake - I say Led Zepellin
You say Jonas Brothers - I say Pink Floyd
You say Hanah Montana - I hit you in the face

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"Don't worry, something will happen." -The Beatles

"Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best..." -Frank Zappa

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." -Marilyn Monroe

"When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream." -John Lennon

"Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this:
"Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly,his smile frozen on his face and falls to the right out of camera dead]" -The Princess Bride (movie)

"Who knows how long I've loved you. You know I love you still. Will I wait a lonely lifetime? If you want me to I will." -The Beatles.

"Nothing's gonna change my world." -The Beatles

"Living is easy with eyes closed." -The Beatles

"I don't want to perish like a fading horse." -Alphavillle

"My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies." -Queen

"My vision fades, a voice I hear, 'listen to the madman. . .'" -Queen

"A man who learned how to teach, then forgot how to learn." -Queen

"You might believe in heaven, I would not care to say." -Queen

"I'm just me." -Freddie Mercury

"If you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight." -Frank Turner

"The lessons of the past are ignored and obliterated in a contemporary antagonism known as the generation gap." - Spiro T. Agnew