Yes. I am a motivational speaker at the moment until I find a teaching job. Here is a music video I rapped during the presentation (I included the words in this version so you didn't have to rap it yourself).
The rap is for a Catholic School that used "Fruits of the Spirit" as their theme for 07-08 which included the following traits: Love, Joy, Kindness, Gentleness, Patients, Self-Control, Peace, Goodness, Faithfulness. Try fitting that into a rap song.
So I talked about how life is like planning for vacation and how planning for a vacation takes a lot of effort and people are easily distracted. I then tell them this is my video highlight film of my vacation. Little do they know, it's a rap song. Bwahaha
By the way 95% of this video (estimate) was filmed in a bathroom.
Yea, eat your heart out Will Smith...
Just so you know, if you're looking for someone to motivate you (or your students) write me; seriously. I'll get back to you.


No. I don't live in a van down by the river. (less info)