Years from now someone will spend millions of dollars to study American life circa 2014 and wonder who these people were who desperately need to lose weight, perfect their relationships, look younger, make certain body parts larger than life, get their "medical needs" online, buy fake Rolex watches, and grab those PHDs we so richly deserve but have not earned. Sigh.
That's a typical day of email for us. 500 messages. 90% spam that gets nuked ASAP and 10% actual mail. Snail mail isn't much better. Our mail box is typically brimming with bills, and a bunch of offers from companies we have never heard of, let alone do business with. That and fourteen "You have already been approved!" credit card applications. On a good day there's mail that arrives in a handwritten envelope.
Guess which one we open first?