Hi, I'm your sleazy flight attendent abusing PM. I like giving out money to people to make myself look good even though I'm doing shit all to save the economy (it saves me from looking like a complete ass at my press conferences) and also because I'm a try hard. I don't mind stuffing up the country by giving power to my union mates and such either. Anyways, in my spare time I like to get down and dirty and have anal sex with Wayne Swan on all fours in the bathroom at the Lodge.
Hi, I'm your sleazy flight attendent abusing PM. I like giving out money to people to make myself look good even though I'm doing shit all to save the economy (it saves me from looking like a complete ass at my press conferences) and also because ...