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WHEEAATOOONNN!!!

If my life was a movie, this would be the theme for the girl i love.

When I look at Jack Wilshere, Mario Götze, Eden Hazard, Neymar's nomination for the Ballon d'Or becomes even more ridiculous.

Schaut mal, Torsten Frings singt die Hymne nicht mit. Der will sich gar nicht integrieren, raus mit dem.

I've never seen anyone who is so little aware of his density as this guy.

People, you don't understand. This was made by a comedic genius, there is no other explanation. In fifty years this will be a cult film.

The English cocksucker who commented the Germany-England game for BBC in 2010 disliked this, because he mocked Mertesackers slowness right before Germany scored the first goal.

That overrated dumbass Rooney wasn't a problem for Merte that day, he won't be in the future, neither will be any other...

@NCPilot

People that call ''making a parody'' ''stealing'' always sound very stupid to me.

@drinkmehearties

Du hast ja mal gar keine Ahnung. Ich schau auch gern Basketball, aber die die deutsche Fußballmannschaft ist mal so viel besser als die deutsche Basketballmannschaft. Die Fußballler sind weltklasse und platzieren sich in Turnieren immer weit vorne, die Basketballer können sich f...

@yusuf19871907

Özil is a so called immigrant in the third generation, which means that his grandparents came to Germany and his parents were born there. And even if not, who cares. I don't have to tell his relatives in Turkey, that he is German, they can see it on fucking tv everytime he steps o...

Zum Glück wird Özil beim Rückspiel in Istanbul nicht zum Hassobjekt einfältiger, intoleranter Krachmacher, die nur von Blut und Ehre reden können, ohne zu wissen was das eigentlich bedeutet.

Diejenigen, die nicht akzeptieren, dass er für das Land spielt, in dem sein komplettes Leben stattgefunden...

Mesut Özil = Zinedine Zidane 2011

Angel Di Maria = Luis Figo 2011

@XxXxLLawlietxXxX

Problem is, that Derek's character in this film is an intelligent guy, who got to know the wrong people and was misled when he was younger.

Most racist, narrow-minded douchebags don't have the cognitive abilities to get their mind opened. You just have to watch the comments und...

lol @ the people arguing about who stole from whom and about this or Lajoie being better. You're acting fucking stupid. Both make great comedy and i love them both, my two favourite YouTube-Channels.

I didn't think that followers of either one could be such fanboyish fags.

So have they taken over the world in the end? I didn't watch the whole series.

You have to admit, that Miami will probably win some championships in the next years.

But not this year. Mavs showed that the easy way is not the way you win hearts with, it's the hard way of working, sweating, fighting and the way of loyalty that is being rewarded in the end.

None of the suppose...

I'm happy people here are in complete agreement with me, Nashy is still remaining, he needs a ring too. Why not joining the Mavs and get another championship with his buddy Dirk.

They are still hungry, there are guys on the roster like Roddy B, Butler, Brewer who still want to prove something, or...

@Atalbi94

Lebron, best player of all time........

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@jayflysociety101

lol you joker. Did you count the freethrows given in this game? NBA did everything to give Heat this championship, but they couldn't adjust all that choking by LeBron.

Heat in 9, or in 10, fuck you you bandwagon haters...oh wait.

It hurts, when I'm thinking that these Chokers will probably still win some championships the next years.

But not this time. Mavs showed that the easy way is not the way you win hearts with, it's the hard way of working, sweating, fighting and the way of loyalty that is being rewarded in the end....

Well, no success. Still 5 world championships for Brasil, still 5 rings for Kobe.