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WARNING: YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER MY MIND!!!
IF YOU ARE INSECURE, EASILY OFFENDED OR HOLD ANYTHING SACRED LEAVE NOW OR RISK FACING YOUR DEMONS!!!

My name is Jason and I have no shame. If you don't like me that's what f#%$ing yourself is for. I guess you could call me a nerd, I enjoy playing paintball making movies with my buddies target shooting movies video games doing stand-up comedy. I don't hunt, not because I'm a puss or anything but I'm not gonna cook and eat it. If you give a damn about what anyone thinks about you this is your stop GET OFF!

TO ANY TROLLS OUT THERE: YOU ARE A FAG! You are a waste of human life and you can suck it. Just because you like to slander people without consequences online (like COWARDS, BITCHES and PUSSIES) it will not make your penis any larger (neither longer nor wider). You think your cool but who is huddled over a computer getting pissed right now(by the way that means I'm RIGHT and you know it) so please and I mean this from the bottom of my heart...
KILL YOURSELFXD
Oh and put me in your suicide note please. I LOVE PUBLICITY for thinning the herd!

If any of this sounds MEAN then I refer you to the bottom of my summary
JOKES:
I did a show at The Dock (an outdoor BBQ place) and this dude wearing shorts kept riding by on a bike. This MOFO looked just like Ron Jeremy. I knew it wasn't him though, bc u will never see Ron Jeremy riding a bike! Especially in shorts. That's how he became Jewish. He got u know what caught in the chain and flipped over and broke his nose.

I took the ASVAB in highschool and halfway through stopped filling in bubbles and just started writing MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER I never got any real results back just my test booklet w/ the word SNIPER written across it in big red letters.

I took bird watching in school bc evey1 told me it was easy but they swapped instructors last minute and the new guy was a dick! He had a pop quiz 4 credit on the first day. It had pictures of birds from the knee down. I had to fill in the blank with their names. I crumpled it up and threw it away on my way 2 the door ...where the teacher stopped me and asked "WHAT'S UR NAME" I rolled up my pant leg and said "U TELL ME"

If you're still reading well you are a trooper. I am sorry if I offended you but don't bother contacting me. If not hit me up... It's OK... Go ahead... Nobody's lookin;D


FUCK YOU

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