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Elton is a fat, bald, vicious arse faced nasty old queen - looking more and more like a worn out old drag act every day. You won't ever do a superbowl because nobody would want you there - and besides you ain't American - and they wouldn't want you - sadly we're stuck with as British (you make me...

Fabulous!!!

I'd never taken much notice of Susan Boyle (and the whole x factor thing) until I saw this on Children in need last year and it absolutely moved me to tears. Susan comes across like a pure breathe of fresh air. Her performance is beautiful and so human - I get a tear every time I see this and she...

As a gardener, flower lover and Madonna fan - she is quite right - they are the crappiest of all flowers - and if there's such a thing as a stupid plant - then they'd win the award. I grew one and the flowers grew so big it stopped the light getting to the leaves and it died. Take Madonna's advic...

Elton John and vile boyfriend make me feel sick - tyhrilled Madonna won and she handled that with such grace - the sign of a true superstar! Elton - stick to slimfast you fat ugly pig!

Another amazing video - "never under estimate a real queen" is just genius and THANKYOU for having a dig a Elton on behalf of us Madonna fans - not only do you make breathtaking videos - you're also providing damn fine public service! Well done (x10) and a huge big THANKYOU!!!!

@djtrixxx4u That has to be THE FUNNIEST comment I've read for a long time - Thanks for making me laugh out loud!!!

That is EXCELLENT - a pure visual treat. There are some really creative people out there and you're one of them - Thankyou for sharing - it really is a joy to watch!

Excellent video - I spent 10 years working in a library and 10 years working in IT. The point you make is very clever - google is not human! Thanks for sharing!

I found your videos in the last days of 2011 - and it's like finding a bags of jewels in a compost heap. Amazing videos and so love Cher and Madonna (Actually all of them) - Here's to a fantastic 2012 !!!!

Talented, talented, talented. Why are you not on TV? Thankyou for putting a huge grin on my face during these bleak times. You're the best thing to happen to the human race this century!!! We love Kandi!!!!!

Merry Christmas and thankyou - your videos are the BEST christmas present ever. You should get an award for all your work - Genius - absolute genius (I think Sharon Osbourne did the fire alarm - after all she threw the water over Louis on x-factor)

Charlie - you're the best - I LOVE your video's - Thankyou so much for making some of the best stuff on YouTube - can I also say you're a really handsome bloke as well!

I'm in the brillaint part of YouTube - Brilliant Cos I love Jennifer Saunders & Paul O' grady. Brilliant because the people who comment seem great too (no stupid people!)

Jennifer Saunders = Beautiful woman and beautiful soul. Amazing!

This is great - I love Jennifer Saunders - I've grown up with her - from Girls on top to Abfab - she's my favourite comedienne - she is pure genius. If only it were possible to say thankyou to her because she (through her comedy) has made me smile when I've been engulfed in the darkest clouds in ...

Really please that ABfab is back - especially as Jennifer Saunders has battled cancer this year - well done Jennifer - it's a real treat to see Eddy and Patsy back!!

JohnnyBro Must NEVER be silenced - Are you listening YouTube? NEVER silence our Johnny. She is the best person on YouTube. Oh and KFC if you're listening or watching please supply JB with a lifetime supply of your finest foods - You've had 4 years of free advertising, the least you could do is lo...

"and your weird bi-sexual vibe" - love it Madonna!!!

Well said sister -couldn't agree more - keep up the good work!

Having spent that last 10 years working in IT and have reloaded a 1,000 pcs with different operating systems ('98, NT, XP, Linux) ~ I cannot see any similarity between the human mind and an "operating system".

If you wanna get off your head - just do it and enjoy it.

Please don't try to justify ...

It's a command used for Font testing and print testing - I think Microsoft do know about it as I remember reading about it in Word 97 manual (Microsoft) way back in the late 1990's you use it to create vast documents quickly to see how the page layout can be configured.

Nice bit of civil disobedience! it's always good to test the system !

The BEST video to cheer any driver who hates tailgaters up. Fantastic!