Jonas Brothers = Amazing♥

What do you get.. when you put a landshark with a landshark?

Jesus.

How can people dislike this? It's fucking hilarious.

AVADA KEDAVRA.

this is a classic christmas song. it would sound 100x better if he just sang it the right way.

the free style and the rap just kills it.

I'd sleep with Reid any fucking day.

Scratch that, we wouldn't be sleeping ;)

Thank god I'm now legally old enough to be with this man.

Matthew, get your hot ass over to my place. Now.

I have an extremely unhealthy obsession with this man.

Humble, funny, adorable, talented, nerdy. I mean come one, how is he still single? I'm not complaining, but MY GOD.

Oh, and he's sex on legs. I'd tap that.

So the plotline of this movie will be:

-bella marries edward

-jacob gets pissed

-bella and edward have very rough, bed-cracking sex

-bella finds out she's pregnant, even though her stomach appears completely flat

We definitely need 2 and a half hours for that.

So.

I want to marry him.

He's as sexy as fuck.

just saying.

James' Cameron's pocket it one step closer to Toby Turner's pocket.

And THAT is where I would like to be.

abc FUCK.

Sayonara free time, we won't be needing you anymore.

Except to look up sayonara.

But who cares? THAT'S JAPANESE

You know what else is Japanese? Baby mop!

"Awwww, who's my little janitor? YOU! NOW CLEAN IT UP!"

Funniest. Thing. Ever.

Like the Usain Bolt of the sea.

Brilliant.

:P

Static electric puppy.

Oh, and Toby. is. gorgeous. I kinda wanna marry him.